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🌞👯‍♀️🌕🦂🌅♒️ (iykyk) Sorry political/Bernie friends, my account morphed into a T. Swift Stan account 🤪😬 #Hornets

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

I’m dying at all these stylists/glamour professionals sharing celebrity pics and it’s like “So and So for T & T.”

Nothing else needed. No “wedding of,” nor names. Just “T & T” and the whole fucking world knows exactly what’s being discussed.

Iconic.

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

Idk for sure, but I’m pretty sure this is how Greek/Roman myths started…

[caio* @mclr4n]

god really dont play about his favorite daughter holy fuck

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

I want to know… did Adam Sandler use his Billy Madison voice or his Little Nicky Voice?

Spoiler: it was his Happy Gilmore voice.

[🏈👑❤️‍🔥 | fan acct. @tayvishazetoo]

Their wedding was officiated by Adam Sandler 💕 Jason served as Best Man and Austin served as Man of Honor

[Variety @Variety]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26M to more than 20 charities this week ahead of their reported New York wedding. The recipients include:

• City Harvest (New York City)

• Food Bank for NYC

• New York Cares

• Los Angeles Regional Food Bank

• Harvesters – The Community Food Network (Kansas City, MO)

• The Store (Nashville, TN)

• Helping Harvest (Reading, PA)

• Rhode Island Community Food Bank

• Feeding America (National)

• ASPCA (National)

• Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library (National)

• Grammy in the Schools (National)

• Education Through Music (New York, NY)

• Answer the Call (New York, NY)

• Musical Mentors (New York, NY)

• After-School All-Stars (New York, NY)

• After-School All-Stars (Cleveland, OH)

• MSK Kids, the pediatric cancer program at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center (Children & Teen and Adolescents & Young Adult programs)

• Hassenfeld Children’s Hospital at NYU Langone

• Children’s Mercy Hospital (Kansas City, MO)

https://t.co/pB1Vz5ZtiN

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

Finally! An edit to “Mine.”

[𝔸𝕓𝕚❤️‍🔥⸆⸉ @downbadABI]

you are the best thing that's ever been mine🏹❤️

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

I feel like I actually knew the day the New Heights video dropped. I told my roommate “watch, after this Venus retrograde is done, we’re gonna find out that she hit him up and they’ve been dating for weeks.”

[guilty as sin @acqueen13]

enough time has passed so i can say that the moment taylor and travis started publicly dating, i knew they were going to get married

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Xavier Becerra, candidate for California governor, commits to passing a bill to increase oil drilling in California

His campaign has received the maximum contribution from Chevron Corporation of $39,200

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

@Ladynavy13 The way he just kept going and going and going always gets me.

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

I often tell people I was probably one of my mom’s abortions in a past life so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[sono @sonouchan]

Everyone who supports abortion how would you feel if you were aborted ?

Babies Lives Matter

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

Omggggg. These LA ass TMZ guys rolling into DC without a clue… May the odds be ever in their favor.

[TMZ @TMZ]

TMZ is officially in D.C. — and our team is quickly learning exactly what it's like to be a Senator. 💼🤔

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

Humanities majors rise!!!

[Magister Johannes Josephus @nassaujuan]

“A degree in medieval history won’t help you understand current events” they said

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

When the fuck did Gen X become Republicans?!

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

Generic Ballot by age

🔵 18-22: Democrats +23
🔵 23-29: Democrats +30
🔵 30-34: Democrats +39
🔵 35-44: Democrats +11
🔴 45-64: Republicans +RV
🔵 65+: Democrats +4

Yale #B

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

Taylor be replying to this like “I love you! I hope everything works out with you and your mom!” 🤣

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Britney Spears praises Taylor Swift in new post, calling her ‘the most iconic pop woman of our generation’:

“We took a picture, and she then became the most iconic pop woman of our generation. Kinda cool she plays stadiums, and I prefer her videos over movies any day. She's stunning !!! Girl crush”

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

is it the right time to say happy easter and post this iconic guilty as sin edit?

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

Imagine altar serving the Pope during Stations!

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

For the first time since 1994, the Pope is personally carrying the Cross for all 14 Stations of the Cross, as Pope Leo XIV leads the Via Crucis at Rome’s Colosseum in the first Good Friday of his Pontificate.

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

I like smoking weed.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Childfree women…what’s the silliest reason you have for not wanting kids. I’m not talking about world problems or financial reasons (because duh) but the ones that others would find dumb.

I’ll go first: spending my weekends watching kids sports would be a special form of torture to me 🤣

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

Is his disembowlment next?

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

In the final chapter of the book, the vice president sells out his Catholic faith to Donald Trump in exchange for thirty pieces of silver. https://t.co/zMEU6w0rhy

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

More evidence that Veep was always made as a documentary

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

JD Vance using a photo of a Methodist church on the cover of his book about CATHOLICISM is some real Veep-level shit.

[why am I here? ❤️‍🔥 @PressOnNail]

You didn’t even go to CCD!!!!!!

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I’ve been writing this book for a long time, and I’m honored to finally be able to share the full story with you all. Communion is about my personal journey and how I found my way back to faith.

It will be available in June, but you can pre-order today: https://t.co/UANx672Q1S