The Presto

Trust me, I'm a pirate.

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@dutifuldolly I got caught

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@therealsoliii I mean....If your asking.

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@dutifuldolly

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@therealsoliii who taught you how to clean windows?

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@therealsoliii Uber? I'd do that shit while driving

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@therealsoliii Not you and that makes me sad.

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@therealsoliii Some days I wish I was an Amazon box

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@therealsoliii Texas Roadhouse Honey Butter

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@therealsoliii Crown baybay! Message me. This app doesn't think I'm important enough to message you. It thinks I'm a creepy stalker

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@therealsoliii Yes.

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@therealsoliii Traffic here doesn't deserve you.

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@dutifuldolly No. There are 14 more hours of Lord of the Rings left

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@therealsoliii This is how you loose fingers

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@therealpinkx Me. Where are we going?

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@therealsoliii I'll bring the towels!

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@therealsoliii LET'S FLY!

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@therealsoliii Uggh... This poor fucking car.