Micca

“Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors.”

[sirr ☪ @usser24111]

el audio de dos minutos que tiene que escuchar mi amiga después que yo haya pasado un día de mierda

[Sakoto🐌 @Sakoto27]

Father was lecturing me about fake friends and I reminded him his brother scammed him

[C. @cecondnature]

Anyway, I hope Zaya Wade is having an amazing day. 💚

[KPMG dad @jenuflexion]

One of the weirdest pro-israel notions is israel has such shocking footage it turns people pro-israel but they will never release it publicly.

and we are all meant to show some unwarranted reverence or respect to this footage mostly pro-israel voices are only allowed to see.

[it’s Smiley. @AngieSmiley16]

One of my best friend’s had a destination wedding to Greece & canceled that shit the day we flew out. Went from a wedding destination to a vacation of planning to start over. I only fuck w women that stand on business. If a man ain’t shit, cut him loose IMMEDIATELY.

[Graham @GrahamC47]

I’m sorry to be person, but the spider-sense activates for danger. Aunt May is not a danger to Peter. Her wandering in with a guy who wants to kill him is.

[🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 @TRTRTurkiyeTRTR]

"The rabbit rubbed his dick to a rock and said I fucked the mountain"

[ke ౨ৎ @kisseditgoodbye]

hi @RoyalMail please explain why you were unable to deliver my vinted parcel to the person i sold it to and then said you were sending it back to me but dropped it off at a post office that is 200 miles away from me???? are you paying for petrol???

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

May you be blessed with one job that pays just as much or more as all 3 of these jobs combined!

[true🌌 @galaxygirltru]

This is how SHEIN be showing you the clothes and shoes in different colours😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i don't know how many more $11-$19 transactions i can take

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

The ‘DEI’ usage by Brits and Irish is a giveaway that that they’re just hooked into the online American rightwing culture war

[ROBERTO CARLOS @glizzildn]

The woman you’re all trying to shame LOL sorry but if I looked like that nobody could ever shame me.

[Katerina 🇺🇦 @Le__Katerina]

I genuinely can’t understand in what way Meghan “mocked” Elizabeth?

Meghan was making fun of HERSELF. She was literally parodying HERSELF, imitating how dramatic SHE THOUGHT the curtsy was supposed to be.

Elizabeth never curtsied to anyone, so how was it mocking HER?

[imis (evil) !!! ✨XMEN ENTHUSIAST 🍉✨ @f4lserealitiess]

the discourse around this is highlighting how the “you don’t owe anyone anything” movement has created a large population of ppl who are astounded at the concept of showing up for ppl if you want them to be close to you

[💕 @janicesghost]

Not necessarily about this story, but please say to your doctors, “I want you to chart that you advised me to relax and refused to explore a medical explanation for my pain.”

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

"when leftists say they want free healthcare, it includes euthanising right wingers"

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Remember when she was embarrassed to admit that her dad is Indian on Piers Morgan’s show, and it turned out that she even cropped him out of family pictures?

That white supremacist polish politician hates her dad too.