Pretend Amnesia

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RINNA: “Kathy is jealous of the Kardashians…”
Yeah, okay. #RHOBH

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And to think this could have all been avoided if DJ Dictator At The Dinner Table had just bought that ho a house in Jersey. #SummerHouse

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Bunny from NY: Amanda, after Ciara took the fertility test for you, spoke life into you about your crumbling relationship and low self esteem encouraging you to go after your dreams of starting your own swimsuit line, and you sat by rubbing her shoulders as she cried explaining the implications and harassment she faces from Bravo fans and their anti Blackness behind dating West & Austen, what part of Ciara’s unwavering support of you as a human being did you feel wasn’t enough that you felt digging in her trash can to pick up West was a good idea?

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You know what Kyle? Keep DJing. #SummerHouse

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Amanda could’ve had her Arianna moment and chose to be Raquel. Wild. #SummerHouse

[The planet Moon @fuchvh76814]

I couldn't beliiiieve Wezt Wilsn is sleeping with Amanda and she is wearing his sweater while she just separated from Kyle #summerhouse

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THE STATEMENT!! I truly have no words. #SummerHouse

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Kyle always thinks she’s being an honest friend. She’s actually just being an asshole. #RHOBH

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Craig sympathizers should be studied because what the fuck are y’all watching to feel bad for this man??? #SouthernCharm

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Reunion Madison is my FAVORITE Madison. #SouthernCharm

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Amanda and Kyle are doing way too much. It’s weird. Manifesting they just make sense. #RHOBH

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#SummerHouse is making me feel the same way #PumpRules used to. I love it so much.

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This whole season of #SouthernCharm might as well have been sponsored by Sally and Craig’s shared delusions. This has been exhausting and I’m glad it’s over.

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Kyle shading Rachel’s marriage is bold considering her WASbund is DJing and dating 22-year-olds. #RHOBH

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Why can’t Sally admit that the reason she doesn’t like Whitner is because he doesn’t give her the time of day. #SouthernCharm

[LE Hill @LauraElaine15]

The amount of times I’ve seen Kyle’s bare ass on this show over the past 10 years, and he has the audacity, the gumption, and the gall to get mad at Amanda for getting in the pool in… her underwear?? Please be serious. #SummerHouse

[Pretend Amnesia @PretendAmnesia]

Episode one of #SummerHouse and Amanda already looks mentally divorced. Manifesting her Bachelor Ben era.

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Paige may be gone from the house, but she’s definitely not gone from everyone’s mind. Our Queen. #SummerHouse

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Ciara and West flirting and getting along feels like a reward. I’ve been good. I deserved this. #SummerHouse

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Stephen doesn’t need therapy, he needs a sudden encounter with a vehicle. This is exhausting. #TellMeLies

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Is Amanda seriously using the anniversary of her child’s death to bait Dorit into a fight? That’s beyond gross. What are we doing here. #RHOBH