teumessian

try to smile as they devour our youth

[Nain @umsk_go]

Every couple has their own way of handling a fight.
Some go for a walk. Some give each other the silent treatment.
Leon‘s way is to take Chris’s assigned BSAA SUV, drive it straight into a utility pole at forty miles per hour, and walk back.
It was the third time this month.

[sana ☆ @paradoomed]

imagine helping defeat THE albert wesker just to never appear again… capcom will pay

[mads 🐞🤠🌪️ | 3-1 @godlightgrace]

“this substance has high potential for abuse”
every adhd person ive interacted with: “i forgot to take my medication for the 64th day in a row”

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

If we got rid of ai data centers, almonds, and golf courses, we'd save like so much fucking water dude

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[chicolantern @chicolantern]

'IT WORKED' animated by me, original audio from Resident Evil 2 (1998) #ResidentEvil #chicolantern #animaton

[jaden @chrispuppyfield]

you KNOW birkin was in genuine tears of rage writing this email

[silín 🍒 | vendetta leon apologist @sweatychreon]

oh young gay chris redfield you have my heart forever

[♣️HOTCOCO 🍉 @sensible_dude2]

Leon sketch

[kari @silverfaether]

#chrisredfield #residentevil
more on insta ;silverfaether

[syd @callfem]

I just found out americans eat cheese 😭 why do americans go to school? why do americans. i just found out americans. america americans americans americans

[Ræ 🍮 @Rikky2yn]

Doodle vendetta leon

[dea 𓆈 @ch8rileon]

angela better get that award!!

[Namelin @LtNamelin]

I still comeback to this fuckass recording every once in a while literal comedic gold

[bobae! @donnatroyyy]

woke up to white queers trying to act like shipping batman and robin in the 50s was activism and apparently this discourse started bc of that ss of sheldon from big bang theory what circle of hell is this

[Navajo Felon 🪶 🇼🇸 🇦🇸 @navajofelon]

Hamas is innocent the same way Haitian Slaves were innocent when they killed the French slave owners in their rebellion.

Thinking any differently implies you think slave owners have a “right to exist.”

[Nathan DuCongé 🐼 @the_acidpanda]

lol the Regional Manager and HR Manager just fired me

[Naz Reid Enthusiast. @NazReidMVP]

They booing that nigga Trump in Knoxville TN yea it’s wraps for them boys in the midterms bro

[jørgen➶𖣠 @almoussalmon]

robin and bruce didn’t “become a family” out of nowhere, they “became” father and son in official terms when it became LEGAL for single men to adopt. aside from it being pedophilic and incestuous, brudick plays into so much homophobic rhetoric about pedophilia and promiscuous men

[໊ @shaynyss]

Playing resident evil and reading some dead umbrella employee's diary talking about 7ft long creatures with spikes all around that they were supposed to dispose of but instead they hid it in the basement im supposed to explore later