Yass🧚🏻‍♂️

A certified bedroom detective with extensive knowledge of luminol and soil deposit samples.

[Yass🧚🏻‍♂️ @Pretty_Dire]

*Joe catches a guy touching the same salt shaker Beck used three weeks ago* #You

[Juan Fernando Laso @chipilaso93]

Tuvieron todo a favor y ni así:

- Jugaron en su estadio y en su país todos sus duelos.
- No tuvieron que moverse de su ciudad (salvo a GDL), mientras todas las selecciones recorrieron miles de km.
- Les dieron 11 de adición, un expulsado inglés y un penal.
- Condicionaron al mejor volante inglés desde el minuto 1 con Amarilla (Rice)
- Los hinchas metieron escándalo para joder al rival la noche anterior.
- Abuchearon el himno inglés y sus canciones.

Y más. Aún así, México fuera. Ganó Inglaterra.

[milo 🏆 @milodevertz]

chelsea players at half time stopping emma from getting in the changing room

[Sam Kerr @samkerr1]

Not gonna lie, that was lit from Russo

[liv @livthegooner]

sam kerr heat map

[Upfront @upfront_pod]

Two months ago, Arsenal began the season with a 1-0 defeat to Liverpool.

Today, they beat Chelsea 4-1 in front of a record WSL crowd.

And they didn’t just beat the defending champions, they bullied them.

It’s going to be an unreal title race🔥

#BarclaysWSL

[drew ☆ ☆ @drewsawfc]

“sam kerr is denied by manuela zinsberger”

MUSIC TO MY EARS 😍

[jade @arsnlism]

“this will be chelsea’s heaviest defeat in the wsl in 5 years” SAY IT ONE MORE TIME

[em @canxawfc]

has anyone seen a chelsea fan? i’m looking 4-1

[SHE scores bangers @SHEscoresbanger]

Lauren James 😶

[Barclays Women's Super League @BarclaysWSL]

If at first you don't succeed, try again 🔥

#BarclaysWSL @ArsenalWFC @SBlackstenius

[Lilli 🕺 ☆☆ @RussoAirways]

WE KEPT A CLEAN SHEET

[Yass🧚🏻‍♂️ @Pretty_Dire]

Carabali needs to remember she’s on a football pitch and not an MMA fighter. Jesus. #arsenalvsbrighton #awfc

[Yass🧚🏻‍♂️ @Pretty_Dire]

Fuckin ball-arina Stina! #arsenal

[Tom Campbell @TomCampbell]

Alex Greenwood returning to the pitch

[Yass🧚🏻‍♂️ @Pretty_Dire]

@laurence_r @GMB @PipTomson Worst yet, you could probably guess those with context. Show them subjunctive form or making sentences passive!

[Yass🧚🏻‍♂️ @Pretty_Dire]

@rewster13 @MrHteaching Children all over the UK have uploaded answers and opinions on Tiktok. Any child who has not sat the papers should not be online and nor should the parents, they especially should not be searching SATs-based material. The original poster was perfectly discreet.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

We’re one foul away from the ref turning a blind eye to a French defender just running over an England player with a Renault Mégane.

[Persephone @Perseph31696954]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING, BUT I'M LIVING!!! #UnitedKingdom #EUROVISION

[Yass🧚🏻‍♂️ @Pretty_Dire]

@guardian Read the room, you asshat.