Perry The Platypus

hope for a life full of good problems.

[Zainab.W.Ahmed @Uncle_ZaiZai]

My cab guy is telling me that he has super glued his SIM card as a means of ruining a thieves plans in the event that it gets stolen 🤣

[Abraham Bruce @Abraham_Bruce_]

Después de casarme, mi esposa:

* Terminó una carrera que había dejado a medias
* Aprendió a conducir
* Empezó a hacer ejercicio
* Se atrevió a cambiar de trabajo

Yo después de casarme:

[Akpraise @AkpraiseMedia]

Man shares the strategy for a group of men to leave the trenches in 10 years.

[☥Lucky ☥ @Wisethedome]

A loose screw ignored long enough becomes a broken chair. That principle applies to damn near everything.

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Its amazing what @itsgearhaus does for the economies of the places we visit. Taking nearly 400 people to Malindi via Garissa is crazy. Two petrol stations run out of fuel because of us. I'm also very sure that the community around Lake Chala was very happy. They made good money.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

please don't limit yourself to one profession. you can work a 9-5, own a business, content create, do hair, fix credit, flip houses, all at once. anything is possible!

[Bode @BodeAyo_]

This might be unpopular but parents who have always been kind to you deserve some grace when it comes to their shortcomings.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

take a fucking risk mate. try something new. move to a new city. quit your job. fight. learn to surf. start a company.

this life is it. stop waiting.

[uMgqilazi @jpegmobb]

One lesson my pops taught me when he was teaching me how to drive was “people shouldn’t feel your gear changes” I’ve been a smooth driver since

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

This guy has a payment coming… No one stands outside a dealership this late. My mans is expecting something at midnight. Lol!

[yute @yuteYRN]

if you’re not a fan of dialogues you’d never understand why some movies are rated so high

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

In three hundred years no one will remember anything that’s been posted on social media, but they will continue to read, and enjoy, Homer and Dickens and Jane Austen and George Eliot and the Tale of Genji.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Ngare Ndare.

[China pulse 🇨🇳 @Eng_china5]

China has developed a new laser mosquito-killing system that uses radar to locate mosquitoes flying in the air, then uses lasers to shoot them down. The system can quickly eliminate mosquitoes in an area through a physical method.

A drone-focused version is expected to be launched soon.

[Culture Explorer @CultureExploreX]

Some of Florence’s greatest Renaissance artists worked here, turning the Santissima Annunziata into one of the city’s most overlooked artistic treasures.

[Adam's Manzana🍏🦩 @OMGHommie]

Kitu inanishtua rn ni hadi volunteering iko na rejection

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

Ndegwa wa Safaricom should be serious. Why have you removed the hourly bundles?
@SafaricomPLC

[. @Papa_Ibeji]

Lmao you’re busy competing with folks whose GRANDFATHERS knew about trust funds. Chill and run your own race, idiot.

[DCCVII @SaruniBM]

I really need to add this to the collection and have my wife use it to go get matcha with her bestie

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

This is what we call being liquid walahi