SlimmJxmmi

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[SlimmJxmmi @PrettyNSlimmx]

pretty in pink 🌺🌸🌷

[SlimmJxmmi @PrettyNSlimmx]

Never lol then complain the next day about being tired

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do I love sleep? yes.
do I go to sleep on time? no.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do I love sleep? yes.
do I go to sleep on time? no.

[Pheezy @easylikepheezy]

Ne-Yo ate ‘She Got Her Own’ so bad that some people didn’t even catch that it was a remix/part 2 to ‘Miss Independent’.

[Softboy @softboywin]

now apple…. why the hell would "mfhgv4-qqytrz-fr2qwf" be a good password????

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally do your laundry and all your top-tier clothes are back!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Oversleeping is my go-to coping mechanism. If I’m sleeping more than usual, I’m probably going through something

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

I tweet for the people who remember/had one of these

[Ben @bentolate]

Those who know, know

[Baddy of Lagos 👑 @_belikebaddy]

If the algorithm shows you this, you are due for a big win.

[• @yducknow]

the older I get, the more I relate to him. I value my peace and quiet.

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

closure is a myth. he treated you like shit bc he hated you.

case closed

[ChelseaChels✨✨ @Audemars_Iver]

Those mini soda cans are elite because sometimes you don’t need a whole soda you just need a lil splash to take the edge off

[Minatoメ @minatokusi_]

"im gonna clean when i get home" me the second i walk in, laying on top of the mess like it's not there

[Alissa🎀 @alissafair_]

I wish they’d make Junie B. Jones a Netflix Series. She was that girlllllll! 😭

[EeeYUCK @Tchalllaa]

Mind you, this is Letoya Luckett, original member of Destiny’s Child

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Someone asked which state has the WORST men… this girl gone say “the United” 😭😭😭

[Andrea @DreaNicole_]

Ghetto?? I grew up in a middle class 2 parent household, went to private school majority of my life.. Had a corporate job at a top Oil & Gas company straight out of college, we also both have Bachelor's Degrees.. I can keep going 😭

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Me 2 minutes after arriving at work😫

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Ziploc and the cereal industry, I think it’s time you worked together. Society is ready.