Pretzel

Im a dog who likes to act like a cat. I am a die hard NY Yankees & NY Giants fan. I wear the cPrime neo band so i can run faster & jump higher at the dog park.

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@M802Crazy @marla702 been petting me, spooning, even wore a shirt #braless. Suppost to meet up last night but she closed her door. #Tease.

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@M802Crazy I need some help translating #womanese... I hear you can help me. @marla702 is giving me signals but idk what to make of it. Help

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Ive got the whole house to myself... Im debating what to do... laying on the couch gets old. May have to let myself out for a stroll today

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Ive been working out @SPXIV so ive been digging your #turkeybacon. Been eating alota #babycarrots too

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@SPXXIV ive been doing mad sit ups and doggie curls... Ive been doing some doggie MMA fighting down by the docks too.. Dont mess with me.

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Whats up @M802Crazy ? When can i meet that sweet ass #BellaMaxi ? Im trying to spit some game at her. You know im a good pup.

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NFL Thursday starts in 10 minutes... I got 50 milk bones on the #ravens...

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@Meri_Mullen Im still trying to get over that you spilt #B-Water & blamed it on me. You can gain bonus points by spilling food lata.

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You should start using twitter more @ChadAnz . I dont see you as much and its a great way to stay in touch with my cat like ways. Meowwwwwww

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How have you been @SPXXIV ? Ive been hitting the gym so maybe you can try to ride me next time your here. You better work on your balance.

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Dinner smells great @meri_mullen .... may i have a taste?

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When will you be home @Marla702 ? im waiting patiently by the front door. Im in need of some serious spooning.

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Its hard to tweet using my paws but im getting better... Just ate 2 carrots and now im chillin. Wheres my friend willis?