George Washington

I'm George Washington, tweeting from beyond the grave. Heaven's alright, but there's a shortage of chairs... anyways, it's the REAL me. Sorry for the impostors.

[George Washington @Prez_Washington]

@LilMaccc bron is best. :) lmao jk, we'll debate later in the season, if there IS a season #lockout

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@cstrot7 stop telling people about the porno we did #shrooms

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If high-fructose corn syrup is bad for you, why can't everyone just shut the fuck up about it and let us enjoy some simple things in life?

[George Washington @Prez_Washington]

Mr Wilson Carlisle has a case of the swampnuts

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@zacmorgan182 double bubble is part of a government conspiracy. Nah just kidding #notcodymeek

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300th to RT will get signed ball from DS Game 1 starter @str8edgeracer. #MLBFC Watch #Postseason on @TBS now. Rules: http://t.co/ZVhUq0OE

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@LilMaccc first fucking president of the United States, that's who. #duh

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@LilMaccc fell asleep watching TMac vids on YouTube. Reminded me of you <3

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@twalkup23 what channel?!?!??! #magnumcondoms

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And that's how Regina George died. Well, almost.

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@LilMaccc you can't expect Pre-cal to SYD if you just stuck your D inside of it!

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@cstrot7 so its cool if me and your mom become BFFs right? Great, thanks #betterthanRT

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@LilMaccc heard a guy and girl arguing whether the girl's bra was leopard or cheetah. #wtf

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@cher RT if you want my generation to hear your music! I'm a teenager and you are an amazing singer and so talented! Haha

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@AdamDishongh be sides Feb and Sept, the other months really are 10 months of white history/heritage!

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@cstrot7 TEARS?! Who??!?!

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@joerogan What channel/When is the new Fear Factor going to be on?

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@jimmerfredette I'm a 6'3 11th grader that has a 3 point shot, but due to lack of posts, I am one. How can I utilize my shot in the paint?

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Only 1 thing has gone right for me all day, and that is that I turned in my math homework.

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Gears of War 3 career starting off strong. This is gonna get me sooooo many girls