Eisermann For Prez

IM MOVING THE WHITE HOUSE TO RONKONKOMA BABYYYYYY

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

Reported that the #Isles have made a trade:

#Isles receive:
Future Considerations

#NJDevils receive:
A bag of pucks

#FriendlyAcreRetirementHome receives:
Lou Lamorello

What an absolute blockbuster trade!

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

@WillChiarucci CBJ is boring as shit. Major skip.

Minnesota is cold and unless you’re going in land to fish or see the state, there’s nothing there

St. Catherine’s ain’t bad.

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

@RTaub_ Very few defensive collapses, strong puck movement and good in board battles. I don’t see how management didn’t go with him over Soucy.

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[Mets Spongebob @MetsSpongebob]

Mets and Phillies players by the 5th inning tonight

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

"We are just taking pictures of your license plate."

Ready to read what they are really doing?

👇

#Flock #Surveillance #AI #Tech #Privacy
https://t.co/e1WB5vfgdr

[͏q☂️ @honestlyqu]

went outside for 2 minutes

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

@TheInsiderPaper

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

@Vart_Andelay @Isles_Goal @RTaub_ It’s gonna be Stefen Rosner, Andrew Gross or Arthur Staple that drops the news

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

Someone pay for a photo w him and dress like an egg pls #newyorkforever

[Fanatics Fest @FanaticsFest]

The skyscrapers won’t be the tallest thing in NYC this weekend.

Victor Wembanyama returns to Fanatics Fest Saturday, July 18. Tickets at the link in bio.

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

This new sushi restaurant is unironically playing AI crafted jazz

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

Vegas Golden X Offenders*

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

The Golden Knights schedule for Season X has arrived, presented by @Toyota! 🤩

Full schedule details » https://t.co/6s9cJ2058W

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

Bring on the devastation

[Stefen Rosner @stefen_rosner]

The #Isles have 13 back-to-backs this season.

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

I forgot I was watching the release video and was engaged. Amazing story telling

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

There's a new intern joining the Isles U Program this summer! The first task? Figure out the #Isles 2026-27 Schedule Release.

See the full schedule: https://t.co/jA1h7GI6K9

[nmobatwork @noobatworklool]

this low🔑 inspired me

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

@CordUpTime Matthew Schaefer conn smythe

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

@LuckyIsles Yes. Figure out which new arenas I’m going to. I’m at 23/32

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

COOK THOSE FRAUDS

[Stefen Rosner @stefen_rosner]

For those that play Chel, here’s #Isles scenes from NHL27 video:

[doomer @uncledoomer]

dont talk to me about data centers and water usage if youre not also calling to imprison the entire canadian parliament for causing 100 years of air pollution in one week with poor forest management

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

@LuckyIsles It’s objectively an ugly jersey

[Eisermann For Prez @PrezEisermann]

Objectively it’s a bad jersey. But because of the likeability of the team at the time, it’s got a minor reverse fisherman bump.

I stg I hope we never have a jersey this ugly again. #Isles