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ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
For legal reasons, this is satire. (But the events and dissatisfied customers are entirely real. And frequent. And unhappy.)
Just a mouseclick away!
Joined September 2016
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ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@queene4theday
@priceline
I'm not really Priceline? Hey, you're not really a queen other, honey, so we're even.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@queene4theday
@priceline
So you can read, just not write. We're very proud of you. You're the sort of semiliterate customer we like!
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@queene4theday
@priceline
We also don't know what your "degrees" have to do with parking, but since you opened the door, we went through it.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@queene4theday
@priceline
Grammar is to Twitter what customer service is to https://t.co/Lqob0WilaT: unnecessary, but it would be nice.
Who to follow
Tim Schwagel
@ToastDispenser
let's go make a movie.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@bethmarie316
@WilliamShatner
That idea is so shit that we will probably adopt it quite soon.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@Ashez_z
You have to understand: Our employees are not very smart. Or talented. Or sober. Or motivated. Mistakes are bound to happen.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@MartyChargin
@AlertTrade
@Yelp
Hope it's not us. We're a total mess and will only destroy them. We have no clue what we are doing.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@victorPGH
No problem! Mazel tov!
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@victorPGH
@billburr
But I've moved off the point. The main point is that we suck and you should use Expedia or some other shit instead.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@victorPGH
@billburr
Could be worse, though. At least it wasn't stomach cancer. Or untreated syphilis. Again.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@victorPGH
@billburr
Commodore Perry? We loved you on the '85 Bears, by the way. You've lost weight and look great! Drugs or tapeworms?
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@victorPGH
@billburr
Then they are not us. Our customer service is garbage! We refuse to help anyone!
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@HDBoykinJr
Or scams, scams, scam deals, cheap scams, scam lines,
@priceline
scams. That's more like it.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@helpowl
Who the hell can figure that garbage out. Call one of our mindless drones and sit on hold for an hour. Maybe they can help. Or not.
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@Kfgrb
*Rubs hands together* Good! Another potential victim! Hand over that money! Give us that credit card info! We're ready to not serve!!
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@HowToSave We're a completely unnecessary and redundant service for the fat and lazy... And we print money as a result! Cha-Ching! π΅π΅π΅π΅
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@HowToSave We're robbing everybody blind. It's like free money! And all we do is connect people to services they could contact themselves!!
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@HowToSave You think this is funny, you should see our balance sheet! People just hand over money and have no idea what they are getting!
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@HowToSave Hotels have a stake in keeping customers happy. We don't. We have Internet-based volume on our side. Lots of fish in the sea!
ThePricelineScammer!
@PricelineScam
almost 10 years ago
@HowToSave You have a better chance than trying to go through us, that's for sure. We're a mess, charge hidden fees and never refund.
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