@worleygirl Sarah accused me of “stealing” not one but two gymnastics mats. Visibly convinced I had taken them, to what I can only assume, work on my floor routine.
@JonAcuff How is it even a song? Purely designed to make people pull over their cars on the way to work or to give the next person you see some money for no apparent reason.
@drewmorgcomedy I secretly put “I voted” stickers on all of my Republican neighbors shirts in the morning so that they would think they already voted. It worked!
@TraegerGrills After 30 combined minutes and 2 disconnects with your customer support team, I'm nowhere closer to getting WiFi to connect. Love your products but for what you charge for a grill, this is really disappointing customer support.
@realDonaldTrump I decided long ago, but sarcastically degrading a young girl, someone who speaks for so many of us. This just reaffirms my decision to vote for anyone but you.