♠️Mugman♠️

Au by BrightGoat

♠︎Between him and @greedydiamond he's the smart twin♠︎

~dark themes ahead, mdni~

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

"𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰––"

ᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ-ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪɴ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ, ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ
𝟮𝟬+
ᴹᵒˢᵗˡʸ ᵇᵃⁿᵗᵉʳ, ʳᵘⁿⁿⁱⁿᵍ ˡᵒʳᵉ
𝓛𝓲𝓽

"–––𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮

🅃🄷🅁🄴🄰🄳🅂 🄱🄴🄻🄾🅆

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

"I'm REALLY not paid enough for /THIS/"

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

"I'm not paid nearly enough for everything I tolerate"

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

-.-

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

I repeat;

Why are you like this???

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

Yeah, but I'm not drinking first thing in the morning!

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

Why are you like this?

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

<--- Annoyed by this fact

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the functional family love I have~

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

I don't think so~

How about you worry about fixing your family life?

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

How abooooout option three?

Be better than you~

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

🥰

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

No 💙

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

Having a good relationship with your brother is so nice~

Too bad everyone can't have that~

*cough* Sirius and Agony *cough*

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

@CxrruptedMxg A pig is just as capable of boarding a plane as anyone! >:(

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

<---- Is alive

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

@CxrruptedMxg What's the point of strength if it comes at the cost of intelligence?

Besides, Mugman is an excellent marksman. He HARDLY needs demonic power to be cool~

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

@CxrruptedMxg Less smart.

Less smarter is incorrect grammar, which Sirius would know if he spent any time focusing on literature and education >.>

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

@CxrruptedMxg Oh hey his fun house reflection!

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

No matter how much he dusts off the walls, the cobwebs keep re-appearing

.... And the door is VERY creaky

[♠️Mugman♠️ @PridefulSpade]

They haven't gone roller skating in AGES!

Mugman is looking at his brother with a face full of pure joy~