Tim Priest

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Is this is now considered #StarWars canon in Chile?🇨🇱
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[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, Tom Hanks...

Not bad for a start

[Paul McDermott @YoungMasterPaul]

I find I’m questioning Disney’s font choices here.

[Tim Priest @PriestTtim]

@Quiet_You Butt (hehe)

[Tim Priest @PriestTtim]

@MarkThomson99 Fuck. That's a statistical contrast.

[Paul McDermott @YoungMasterPaul]

HE’S DOING IT AGAIN. FFS, I ASKED YOU. SOMEBODY, ANYBODY - STOP HIM TALKING. IT’S TOO MUCH. STOP HIM - PLEASE. pleaaase. pleaaaaaase.

[Tim Priest @PriestTtim]

@taliestar Lol

[Tim Priest @PriestTtim]

@taliestar Good luck!

[Tim Priest @PriestTtim]

@Quiet_You Feel that sting? That's cheese

[Tim Priest @PriestTtim]

@Quiet_You Haha

[Tim Priest @PriestTtim]

Heritage Council: Protect the Fairfield Amphitheatre! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/cclVhq4aSo via @ChangeAUS

[Tony Martin @mrtonymartin]

Works for pretty much every one of her tweets:

[Tim Priest @PriestTtim]

@taliestar I can't give you advice. These are the things that are the hardest to get through. Maybe you'll realise you don't need them, maybe you'll realise you're a strong independent woman. Love socks. - autocorrect but I'm leaving that there. **hugs**