Winny_Primark_Prinny

I am the Scouse Calamity Jane. Salad is a GARNISH not a meal! Avoider of housework. Food addict. I’m not fat, I’m flabulous.

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

@stu_turton You are the single biggest threat to housework @stu_turton #TheLastMurderAtTheEndOfTheWorld #Book

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

It’s here! @stu_turton and I am lashing the housework so I can read it. Gutted I can’t make it over to The Wirral tomorrow though

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

@queen_meghan14 It must have looked like the fight outside the Greek restaurant in ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’.

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

@JayHulmePoet Mine is - it’s actually Avril Lavigne.

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

Been busy. Work full time you see. Now working on my autobiography which promises to be a drama filled, bizarre, emotional rollercoaster. And I’m only up to 1979. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

I have preordered my copy of Stuart Turtons ‘The Last Murder at the end of the world’ Can’t wait to get it 😯 Give him a look in. His books have been fab @stu_turton

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

WTAF?

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

@TR1PLE_6_ He’s not like that in real life. But to be honest he can be smug all the way to the bank now so 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

@Gooner_70ns And he really isn’t smug in real life :)

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

@shabbapne He’s not like that in real life btw.

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

@JSapier The only cock round here is the one on your head.

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

@loispp Taken a real dislike to seat one haven’t you?

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

Can we all just agree that O2 priority is crap?

[Alexander Verbeek 🌍 @Alex_Verbeek]

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The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting.

RT when it works for you.

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

I’ve had this account for about 10 years or more. Same name. Same ballsed up life. I was never going to be Winny the Primark Thinny was I?

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

The Sandman on Netflix is right up my street. Reckon you all give it a go. It’s dark and brooding, sad, cinematically captivating. And I’m only half way through. @Netflix_Sandman @neilhimself Please do more series!

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

Anyone sees this van or gets offered kids footy stuff get on to the police ffs. Some thieving bastard has robbed the van and all the kids club stuff. Litherland area.

[Winny_Primark_Prinny @PrimarkPrinny]

I couldn’t lose 14 stones in a landslide. There’s nothing down for me diet wise 😳