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proverbial shape shifter

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Unbelievable…

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Really great batch today @frosted_flakes

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Screaming, wreathing, and sobbing after watching “there’s no crying in baseball moments part 27” on YouTube

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Just the made to worst noodles ever I cannot eat this mush! Dinner is ruined!!

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A beer you can drink laying face down

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Crushin a wild cherry pepsi and completing my tasks on this beautiful Saturday

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[beef panties dot com @denim_is_life]

the next step above alpha male is el Tigre, above that, the High Priest, above that, waiters, above them, Bartenders. Above the bartenders? Well, that’s my lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Price of the walnut goin up

[beef panties dot com @denim_is_life]

lots of people have been taking the cobblers oath recently. some think it’s okay to double back on the covenants they swore. Here’s a list of oathbreakers I doxxed
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@prolaneylane Gandalf keepin it 💯💯‼️‼️

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Call me Hobart the way I mix it up

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Stare into McQueen’s stupid eyes

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We got peanut butter crackers back at work

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Welp ADOT just confirmed it… three dementors sighted just north of Black Canyon City

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Charli XCX

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I got beer on the brain