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Been to Fenway 100's of times & Carl Yastrzemski told my sister to "pipe down" on a boat. So I'm pretty much the world's leading authority on the Red Sox!

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Coles new nickname is "no carb left behind" - #Yankees fans see a cut Adonis, the world sees John Candy - nobody on the planet thought it would be 3-0 #RedSox going into Sunday.

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Kinda felt bad for Goldy last night. First of all, he went 0-4, and he was front and center for the Contreras-Warren kerfuffle, and he looked like he was NOT into a #RedSox- #Yankees brawl at 38 yo :)

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@tonyrigatonee Cultural appropriation is what it is

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@4thOfJuly365 A terrifying display of athleticism and rage. Engage her in hand-to-hand combat at your own peril.

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@TheOnlyDSC FFS was really hoping Wu and Healey would start twerking in solidarity with Big Mama - Wu looks like she shit herself, although she always looks like that. #Boston

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@martinello_john This happened right in front of us. Warren was a ticking time bomb all night. The #RedSox were on him, and everyone was yelling he was tipping and w every RS run he just got more pissed. #Yankees

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They tell us @RealMichaelKay was channelling his inner Abe Simpson again last night. #Fenway faithful accused of bullying hate crime against the once proud bumbling #Yankees - will MLB intervene?

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@GarysheffieldJr Actually, the math is "singular" WS in 25 years - coincidentally, both Juan Soto and I have only been alive for 1 #Yankees WS win

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@RedSoxDoug Homerun Durby is the least of the #RedSox problems.

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Crazy haps at Fenway last night. #RedSox tried mightily to fuck it up but the good guys in the white hats prevailed. The #Yankees really don't play good defence at all. They pose great after an E look at their gloves ect but it's not good. A split now would be shocking, but sweet

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@williamnyy23 We were there last night, and admittedly, we sit on the #RedSox side, we are near field level and from what we could hear (make out) the #Yankees dugout was somehow blaming the ump for the Rosario E (sqeezing Schlittler) thou bitch Boone whines abt every fucking pitch TBH.

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We're just about to leave for Fenway for #RedSox - #Yankees, which is usually the best w/e of the season, and there is only dread on faces. It's never a sure thing for a win, but right now, there is 0 anticipation of anything other than being embarrassed.

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@martinello_john sweet

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@jemelehill Miss Hill, we know you don't possess the frontal lobe function to address conflict resolution, but even someone of your limited emotional regulation should be able to admit what is going on w #CaitlinClark is premeditated racism (your fave thing) #WNBA

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@Chris_NYY28 Does Stanton even still have a locker lol #Yankees

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@gregorc85 @TheBackPage @campbelldadof3 @aubrey_huff Jason "TheBackDoor" Page "making friends and influencing people" again - wonder how many times J-Dawg has suggeted the #SFGiants have a KY promo night

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@octoberstanton So what you're saying is that Soto would rather play virtually anywhere else than for the #Yankees? NYY have won 1 WS since Soto was born did they mention that to him during the FA process? If that's not a carrot then what is?

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@CryptoKaramazov @erik_engle I get your point, but I think the math is off as sodomy is the act of "jamming" something into somewhere else than the face :)

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@Fantavious9 If this dude is straight, he's going to bang 1/2 the girls at LSU.

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@415SportsRumors @hnsmrob42 30 FO's did not want to have anything to do w this promotion. 29 bowed to perception. The reason all 30 didn't really want anything to do w this was the risk/reward of it turning into a Bud Light moment, and here we are. #SFGiants got the short straw.