Prida Kahlo

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[Prida Kahlo @PriNarula]

can someone make a bring it on movie but with bhangra

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

I found out two employees are dating, and planning to get married.

I told them they can keep their jobs and continue their relationship, but on one condition:

They have to bring their firstborn to next year’s Christmas party.

They smiled and said they’re happy to.

But I have another plan.

Their child will be signed as our unpaid intern for life.

Company productivity comes first.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they letting me cook for thanksgiving. that turkey getting put in the microwave for 350 minutes

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[: @sn0oozey]

Been there sister

[maxi ꕤ｡˚🦇⋆ @bIIoodIine]

we were alive at 32 btw

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[wet dog @russianmomm]

waiting for the cvs employee to come unlock my deodorant

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

[jynx @jynxbby]

wym you're sorry?? i already paid the crystal lady to turn you into a roach at 6pm

[Billz @BillzDaOriginal]

The fact that i have to dance at my wedding worries me everyday🥺😭

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

[erika @yeeeerika]

you can be anything. be the person who ends meetings early.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

just found out newborns cant see i been showing this kid lebron highlights for nothing

[NPComplete34 @NPComplete34]

Here is my NBA Draft Big Board, my 5th year posting. My draft philosophy prioritizes building a winning NBA team, focusing on playoff success and long-term competitiveness. I use both Film and Data to inform my opinions. Let me know your thoughts!

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[Viral Toes @britneychanel0x]

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

[໊ @sonohoor]

“my ancestors didn’t wear sunscreen” they had an ozone layer babe