you came home all sweaty, baby. let me help you get cleaned up. i'll take care of everything, just get in. let me get you all cleaned up and ready for bed.
I know you're tired, my love. let me help you get to sleep. here, cozy up in bed. i'll tuck your blanket around you, give you forehead kisses and cuddles, and hold you while you rest.
Them: Why are autistic people depressed so often?
Autistic Person: Imagine spending your entire life being misunderstood while being told you're the communication problem.
Them: That sounds lonely.
Autistic Person: It is.
OKAY BUT A BF MAKING HER GIRL READ A BOOK WITH A VIBRAT*R ON THEIR CL*T/IN THEM. IF THE GIRL MESSES UP ON A WORD OR M0ANS, THE BF UPS THE INTENSITY OF THE VIBRAT*R AND HIS GIRL HAS TO START OVER. YES PLEASE 🥺
keep working, baby. undo your belt, i'll take it off for you. pay attention to your spreadsheets. let me worry about you. don't mind me, sweetheart, i'm here to make your day more interesting. you're doing well, keep going. such a hard working man, you deserve a little reward.