alyssa✨

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[jynx @miiagarro]

the only time i ever believe a man is when he tells me i'm beautiful and funny

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Only joining the teams meeting so I can stare at myself

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Stop being bald in front of me

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Ran into my ex's new guy while hiding behind a tree near his office.

[Neet @neet_sol]

please hesitate to reach out to me

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i just read a post that said " life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuccckkkkk

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I just discovered evil. This is bad

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

The stripper actually likes me because I’m special and my heart is pure

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i'm deciding if i should attack you

[brazil @ayishamia]

I love women that do whatever the fuck they want! It’s our world if you ask me

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

seeing how long a man can go without asking one real question about you is fascinating