Ashling Marie Heenan

UAlbany '16 Three little words; live, love, wine 🍷 #LFGM

[Nicole 🥀🧚🏻‍♀️ @niicolegee12]

Having to go from watching the Knicks to watching the Mets is like going from a Michelin star restaurant straight to gas station sushi

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

🚨BREAKING: Man is taking the whole week off to celebrate the Knicks win

[Mike Janela🇵🇹 @MikeJanela]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
Who gives a shit about rhyming
THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPS

[moncho @monchoidk]

man I just want gas the fuck does this mean

[Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes]

Apocalyptic thunderstorm, so far

[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

It's september and the mets are a few games behind the Wild Card and we're all piling into Citi Field dressed as Ninjas doing jutsu hand signs

[Brandon Weiss @ItsKasum]

I think I’ll take the toll road

[Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura]

With all due respect, if you never had a green MetroCard and a Regents diploma, you can keep your Knicks celebration on a low simmer

[✮ @areheon]

date idea: rewatch all the pokemon movies in order :D

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Dak Prescott on why his marriage was called off:

“Let’s just say I’ll be getting a ring a different way and no cheating will be involved to get it.”

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

"they shop FOR you and leave your groceries at the door"

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[Adam @Rhynotic]

new micro-neighborhood just dropped: NoGo

[SG💍🏆 @SG212MSG]

Donte pulling up to MSG for BFFs Day 🥹🧡💙

[Ashling Marie Heenan @PrincessAshling]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen New York so universally supportive of an incredible playoff run and I think it pretty much proves it’s because Nets fans don’t actually exist.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

This is like asking a kindergartener to perform open heart surgery

[dianna @runwildkian]

Who approved of the 8:30pm start time I can’t be raising my cortisol levels this late