Princess Brooks

I'm not in a bad mood, I'm just bitchy.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

The vet said that on paper I shouldn't be alive. So when she went to give me a treat, I bit her.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Don't worry @BarbaraNiven, @trumanbrooks can take it. After living with me for 6 1/2 years he's pretty used to being bossed around.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Excellent. Mom's been out all day. She's back and sitting near the litterbox. Payback time.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Mom, in exchange for leaving me at home in the dark with the dog, I have just used the litterbox. Yes I know you're sitting next to it.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Dear Mom, pretty pissed you left again. Make sure to check all chairs before sitting when you get home.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

So something really strange has happened. My mom has some new friends who come over. And I actually like them.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Nothing quite like using the litterbox liberally when my mother is trying to work sitting just a few feet away. Heh.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

@strategiclee Of *course* I do. All the cool cats do. ;) I mean. Hiss.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

@strategiclee My mom was right. You're badass.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

@trumanbrooks That's because you looked like an idiot. @bcuban cats dream too, but we look good when we do it.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Hey, @trumanbrooks is doing that weird dog jumping around thing again. That means they're going away. Maybe I'll get in the suitcase.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

@OrenTodoros I don't have to check in. I never leave.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

For crying out loud @trumanbrooks. Shut up. You just ate my entire damn bowl of food.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

@trumanbrooks Oh quit whimpering. At least you get to go play on the beach. I get to sit at home and poo on your bed.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Damn dog.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Mother is muttering to herself. I wouldn't mind if it weren't breaking up the rhythm of my backrub.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Mom left me alone all day. Paying her back by using the litterbox liberally while she sits nearby.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

@ShawnaCoronado You must be a very smart human. You think my brother is cute, but are following *me* on Twitter. Purrrfect. :)

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

Hmmm. @trumanbrooks' bag is out. Mom's isn't. That means she's going away. It also means I get her to myself today before she goes.

[Princess Brooks @PrincessBrooks]

It's bad enough my mom keeps telling people Tuesday is my birthday. I wish she'd stop telling them how old I am.