Mia Thermopolis

Princess of Genovia

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Save the date!

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Happy birthday to a special someone whose mouth is still eminently kissable after all this time.

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Took a moment from studying for finals to update my sadly neglected blog. http://t.co/OHNq56Uz

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A princess always judges a potential suitor by the size of his heart, not his wallet. Or throne.

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Happy Birthday Michael! I promise you a special surprise when I get home tonight....

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Next Christmas, I resolve to hang the Christmas stockings out of reach of a certain cat.

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On New Year's eve, a Princess always eschews sparkly balls.

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A princess must always be photo-ready and therefore needs to always leave the house fully clothed.

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In NYC, a princess shouldn't be afraid to take the subway since a princess underground is still a princess.

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A limo is not necessary, but it is very comfortable.

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A tiara does not a princess make.

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Just because it's by a famous designer doesn't always mean it will look good on you.

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A princess never wears perfume because she knows the smell gives some people migraines.

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Your bodyguard is paid to protect you, not listen to all your problems.

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The only drugs a wise princess does are the ones prescribed by her doctor.

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A princess would never hurt your feelings by saying, "You look fat in that."

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A princess always washes her hands after using the toilet, even if she didn't pee on them.

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A princess works to make her own dreams true. A prince is just a nice bonus.

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A princess never forwards nasty photos . . . except to the FBI to ask that the sender be traced and duly punished.

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Princesses don't date bad boys. They date boys who return calls promptly. But not too promptly. Those are called stalkers.