Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧

3.75 cats. She/Her. Avoiding reality.

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@Uber My uber eats order arrived damaged and inedible. I've been trying to upload a photo since last night but the app won't let me. Please assist

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@Uber having an issue with an order. Your app is not allowing me to upload a photo

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@ItsDigbyAgain That's not a drink!

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

Buy me a drink. The Beehive Brixton, table 26

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@HMRCcustomers How can a we get a refund cheque re-issued as it has not been received?

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@Luiseach She's still alive?

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

Come on! I'm trying to be a good grown up!

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@HoldernessAcad "To inspire and empower". Bullshit

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@PEHoldernessAc1 @HoldernessAcad Some are clearly wearing cheaper shoes. I'm sure you'll punish them accordingly

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

Comes with free box

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

Got a chonky boy with the most beautiful two-tone fur looking for a home

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

Look at it!

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

Got a chonky boy with the most beautiful two-tone fur looking for a home

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

If you see thus QRT with the most recent photo of your pet

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@virginmedia Absolutely appalling service. Cancelling my direct debit

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@ColinInDisguise Please

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@ifoundtheflower Happy birthday!! xx

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@PublicChaffinch

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@Wer_ko_der_ko Happy belated cake day!! 🎂 🥳 🎉

[Marti's grey area 🇨🇿🇪🇺🇬🇧 @Princesspitfall]

@ItsColOutside Every orifice is a fuck orifice if you're brave enough