me at the function tonight: CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
everyone else: wrong competition dude this is the world cup π
me: you think the current world champions wouldnβt know that? *shows CWC trophy*
everyone: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? π³π€―
me: pints chit chat good people πΊ
Champions league trophies count ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ