MP

Gigs and Guinness

[Gubbastronaut™ @gubbastronaut]

@realjakeriely Coming from US we’re not surprised you feel Europe is a country.

[GM @Element_M1ller]

He’s literally made you look a right cunt …

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[Josh @joshpearson180]

I feel so sorry for people that never got to experience FIFA Street

Generational game

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[kayla @___kw98___]

£370 for 18 nights? You’re gonna sleeping in someone’s bag for life

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Norwegians doing their rowing thing in a stadium
Americans: this must be because of us

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is brutal stuff for the USA. Brutal chant and even though I’ve only been a soccer guy for 7 minutes I know this is a poor knockoff from the Netherlands

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Highest...ever?

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

"We're going to get drunk before the game. We're going to get drunk during the game. And then we're going to get drunk after the game."

The match doesn't start for another few hours, but England fans have a plan.

[۟ @vermilionpixie]

I respect Messi’s greatness, but I’m fully convinced he’s going goal‑less this World Cup and Argentina are getting grouped. He holds them back.

Bookmark this and come back when it happens.

[N11 Ed @_ed19]

Husband beater

[MP @PrinceyM91]

Forza Iran. 🇮🇷

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Exclusive: Donald Trump will be allowed to lift the World Cup trophy with the winning team, as he did at the Club World Cup.

Trump will present the 2026 champions with the trophy on July 19 at MetLife Stadium alongside FIFA President Gianni Infantino.🏆

https://t.co/qxodFY9Sqg

[MP @PrinceyM91]

Deary me.

[Y @tinscognito__]

What if a child is having dinner with their parent who is single mum and who has returned home from a long shift. Whilst enjoying their dinner the parent suddenly chokes. The child panics. They grab their iPhone 16 and open TikTok for assistance. But it’s blocked. What then?

[MP @PrinceyM91]

Very good. Social media for kids is a fuckin cesspit.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'Social media is making children unhappy.'

PM Sir Keir Starmer speaks in Downing Street, as he announces a social media ban for under-16s

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Matt Leslie @mattleslie74]

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

[KJ @KJ_1310]

just drive through it you thick cunts, why does everyone stop?😂😂

[Matthardybladerunner @Matthardy_BR]

Harrow council dickheads didn’t realise mans got ray ban glasses recording them the soppy pricks ☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿