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you cannot be taught what to believe.

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I AM NOW ABANDONING THIS ACCOUNT.

HACK IT, TAKE IT DOWN, DO WHAT YOU FUCKING LIKE.

I CAN BE FOUND VIA MY LITTLE PLACE.

MAYBE SEE YOU THERE!

SALUDOS!

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TODAYS MEDALS TABLE!

SAME BOLLOCKS AS YESTERDAY!

#Coronavirus

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TODAYS 19.00 DEATHOMETER READING!

#Coronavirus

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Todays 11.09 DEATHOMETER READING!

#Coronavirus just aint doing what it says on the tin.

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THIS MORNINGS DEATHOMETER READING!

#Coronavirus

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FUCK ME!

APPARANTLY!

IF YOU ARE A FUCKED CUNT OR EVEN IF THEY THINK YOU ARE A CUNT THATS FUCKED. THEY CAN TAZER YOU AND THROW YOU IN A VAN FULL OF OTHER FUCKED CUNTS AND SEND YOU TO DIE IN QUARANTINE.

EVERY CUNT IS FUCKED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

WHAT A CUNT!

#Coronavirus

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FUNNY HOW!

NO CUNT KNOWS ANY OTHER CUNT THATS FUCKED!

EXCEPT FUCKED CUNTS!

AND THEY ARE EITHER DEAD OR IN QUARANTINE.

#Coronavirus

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IF ANY OF YOU CUNTS THINK WE ARE FUCKED THEN BASICALLY YOU ARE FUCKED CUNTS!

#Coronavirus

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The medals table is so fucking big now.
But.
Heres the top section.

#Coronavirus

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THE 17.20 DEATHOMETER READING!

FUCK BRACE YOURSELVES!

#Coronavirus

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FUCK ME!

JUST HEARD!

CHINA IS GONNA GET A MEGA SUPER FUCK OFF NEW WAVE OF #Coronavirus.

But by now we have blocked all incoming flights and shipments from china so........FUCK EM.

HOPEFULLY WE HAVE LEARNED ENOUGH!.

Italy has for sure.

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FUCK ME!

JUST PULLED SOME BIRD!

She says "do you want to stay here for a drink?".

I says "no, i would rather go round yours and eat your pussy".

She says "i havent got one. I have got a dog".

TOTALLY FORGOT IM IN CHINA!

#Coronavirus

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I MEAN!

FUCK ME!

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

"IM NOT COMING INTO WORK TODAY COS THE MANAGER IS A WANKER AND I MIGHT CATCH IT FROM THE CUNT".

FUCKING JOKE!

#Coronavirus

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FUCK ME!

JUST HEARD!

#Coronavirus can make you go blind.

SO CAN WANKING BUT WE DONT FUCKING LOCK THAT DOWN.

CUNTS.

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I HAVE JUST WORKED OUT HOW THE FRENCH CAN SUPPLY FREE GAS, WATER AND ELECTRICITY.

COS THEY ARE THE CUNTS THAT SELL ALL THE FUCKING SANITIZER.

#Coronavirus

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I TOLD YOU CUNTS MONTHS AGO THAT YOU WILL MORE THAN LIKELY BECOME CANNIBALS.

DO NO DONATE YOUR DEAD.
EAT THE FUCKERS INSTEAD!
(after you have fucked them of course)

#Coronavirus

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The medals table thus far.
20/03/20

#Coronavirus

Are you shitting yourself?

Hahahahahahahaha!

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TODAYS 16.00 DEATHOMETER READING!

#Coronavirus

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YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF CUNTS!

I WAS GETTING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF HITS BUT NOW YOU CUNTS ARE RELYING ON "THE NEWS" FOR YOUR "FACTS".

FUCK OFF AND DIE CUNTS!

#Coronavirus

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FUCK ME!

JUST BATTERED SOME CUNT FOR STEALING A FROZEN CHICKEN OUT MY SHOPPING TROLLEY.

WAS THE LAST ONE.

GOT IT BACK.

#Coronavirus