Andy Bernard

In my 40’s with dad bod. I am a sucker for beautiful women and shit that’ll make me laugh. For reference I’ve been told I resemble Dave Matthews. Go Bolts⚡️

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@tropicgungirl Can’t wait to see what’s next. Congrats on the new home! Happy for you!

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@MikeBales Definitely an old ass repurposed joke but still a good one.

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@StankBastard This and shows how out of touch with reality all of these athletes are. Can you imagine saying you feel disrespected after making $100 million after 3 years?! Crazy

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@TallyBull 💯! After making $100 million over the last three years your fanbase won’t be happy you feel “disrespected”! I agree this man needs a new contract.

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@realrockriley He deserves a new contract for sure but to come off a 3 year $100 million contract and say you’ve been disrespected is a bad look especially for playing a game! I can think of millions of people who wouldn’t feel disrespected to have made $100 million.

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@JustAMomNamedMM

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@kuchertovs That would be amazing! Love this news!

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@KILLTOPARTY All of the above

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

Ok this little kid is going places!

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She's more British than most British people

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@Buccaneers Hope I’m not too late! I would definitely appreciate this 💯! @Buccaneers please!!!! Also we need a Gus Swayze line!

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@RapSheet He is the last person that should be holding out. Dude is a decent player who had flashes of good last season.

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@TiffanyFong I have driven by this place so many times. Good ole Pinellas Park lol

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@MensHumor Dude gonna be crashing funerals now that he’s been caught

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@veritytherose I couldn’t imagine anything being boring with you. However, sometimes you need those boring days.

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@CollinRugg Pretty wild that you think this guy can’t still cause a crash riding an e bike while drunk.

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@tropicgungirl Thats great! Happy for you!

[Andy Bernard @Prisonmike813]

@veritytherose 😍! Good morning that very much looks like a place I’d like to be right now.

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@MLFootball

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@replyandhavefun @MLFootball Called Tom a cuck bitch… oh wait you said wrong answers only!

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@LoganPaul