Prison Mitch

Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Me when I fix my parents TV by changing the input to HDMI 1:

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@grahamformaine Graham Planter when someone breaks into his house

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

I'm all fine and good with this as long as his is substantial Twitter monetization payments are automatically legally mandated to child support for his daughter.

[Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸 @ING2Firebrand]

Libs today

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The doormat at Graham Planter’s house:

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The @nytimes story on Graham Platner has dropped. An ex-girlfriend said he used to tell her that if a guy broke into the apartment he would rape them. But not in a sexual way. The campaign didn’t dispute this?! Holy hell. This dude is a psycho.

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Gay guys headed to Maine to break into Plantar’s house

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

.@ewarren do you believe this woman who said Graham Platner told her he would rape someone to show dominance?

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@vtmiah @KyleKulinski

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Hearing Planter’s plan was to say, “No homo.” after he raped the guy in order to keep it from being gay.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Platner was down to rape a dude, just not in a gay way.

Happy Pride Month!

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

“Graham Plantar could rape my dad, not in a gay way, and I’d still vote for him.”

- probably Kyle Kulinski soon

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The @nytimes story on Graham Platner has dropped. An ex-girlfriend said he used to tell her that if a guy broke into the apartment he would rape them. But not in a sexual way. The campaign didn’t dispute this?! Holy hell. This dude is a psycho.

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President Trump carrying out John Bolton’s punishment:

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My wife when she asks where we should go for dinner and I tell her, “You pick.”

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My wife when she asks where we should go for dinner and I tell her, “You pick.”

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Tall buildings right now:

[Emirates @emirates]

Our first Emirati female Captains have joined the ranks!

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President Trump carrying out John Bolton’s punishment:

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Former National Security Advisor John Bolton to plead guilty to retaining classified information, two sources confirm to Fox News

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“Your Honor, have you ever smelled microwaved fish?”

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Prosecution in the Karmelo Anthony murder trial a selecting a jury:

[J.D. Miles @jdmiles11]

Jury is about to be seated in Karmelo Anthony murder trial. Defense is filing an objection to the prosecution using its strikes to eliminate the only 3 remaining prospective jurors who are black. The defense claims it's a violation of law and presenting argument to the judge.

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Demonetize them @nikitabier

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@USATODAY

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Me handing over my itemized receipt for the SPLC expense report

[New York Post @nypost]

Far-left Southern Poverty Law Center reimbursed Klan members for cross-burnings: feds https://t.co/UoCfmZPjs1

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2x4 salesman when the Southern Poverty Law Center reimburses the KKK for burnt crosses:

[New York Post @nypost]

Far-left Southern Poverty Law Center reimbursed Klan members for cross-burnings: feds https://t.co/UoCfmZPjs1