Baldrick

As cunning as a turnip

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Hear the song I sing,
War's a horrid thing.
So I sing, sing, sing.

Ding-a-ling-a-ling.

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@Capt_Blackadder How did you guess, sir?

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[Baldrick @PrivateBaldrick]

Hear the song I sing,
War's a horrid thing.
So I sing, sing, sing.

Ding-a-ling-a-ling.

[Baldrick @PrivateBaldrick]

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@Capt_Blackadder I have a cunning plan, sir.

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@Capt_Blackadder How did you guess, sir?

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@Capt_Blackadder That's probably because you're mad, sir!

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@Capt_Blackadder Still, I could add some milk this time! Well, saliva...

[Baldrick @PrivateBaldrick]

@Capt_Blackadder Dandruff.

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@Capt_Blackadder Well, it would do if we had any sugar, but we ran out New Year's Eve 1915, since when I've been using sugar substitute.

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@Capt_Blackadder With sugar...

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@Capt_Blackadder Not easy I'm afraid, Captain - it is mud. We ran out of coffee thirteen months ago.

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