Spencer

I'm Spencer, the private engine of the Duke and Duchess of Boxford (@BoxfordDukedom) and one of the fastest steam engines in the world, as my many records show.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

Dear HiT,
I'm a former world speed record holder! My brother holds the world speed record! Those Yanks are NOT faster than me!
Love, Spencer

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

Hmph. Christmastide.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

I say, at last! A fire is being made in my cold firebox after so many months...

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Mallard4468_ Ostendit quid de me sciam.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Mallard4468_ Pah! Only you could consider such a refined language, useless! Deest culturae porcos.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Mallard4468_ Silentium stultus anatis

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Mallard4468_ Quack. Quack. Quack.

Go live in a pond with your feathery brethren!

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

Good grief... I look like a turnip!

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Mallard4468_ Pah, you've pulled that before. I ignored you then, I'll ignore you now, moreso! Quackers.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

Hmm, I've been sent to the Steamworks for some light maintenance and a repaint... And I don't see any of my beautiful silver paint around.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@NorthEast4472 You're the wrong colour!

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Ryan1014GNR A proper Doncaster tank engine. A shame there aren't more of you on that infernal island...

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Ryan1014GNR No, I meant that big blue galloping sausage, though I suppose you'll do for conversation, little cousin.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

Hmm, where's that cousin of mine...

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Mallard4468_ Pah, I'm more of an A4 then you'll ever be, Quackers.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

Hmm, at least I'm in a shed a now... A dark, damp, rundown old shed. But its still an improvement over that tarp! Marginally.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Mallard4468_ I was commenting on him being in pieces, not saying that I'd enjoy seeing him in pieces. I do actually like our moustached brother.

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Mallard4468_ Believe me, it's no loss. The only possible reason I might enjoy it is seeing Sir Nigel, in pieces in the workshop.

But even the joy of seeing him would be far outweighed by my repulsion of you!

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

@Mallard4468_ And I've told you before, I'd sooner live in a scrapyard than be stuffed and mounted in the same building as you!

[Spencer @PrivateEngine]

Hmph. A diesel has towed me... to that blasted Island of Sodor.