Priyank Gupta

Debugging ways to live! Software Dev.

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

@NetflixIndia If you didn't binge watch Money Heist season 4 then you're not living your quarantine days right. 👍

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

@navalMH Lol.

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

@TRAI Have you ever seen the duopoly looting??

[POSITIVE FAN @POSITIVEFANN]

K K Menon is The BEST Option For The Biopic On Tukaram Mundhe 🔥

If Made Of Course ✅

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

@zoru75 We all made fun of "Made in china"
Made is India is even more pathetic.

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@PMOIndia @narendramodi Please do a press conference, we want to see you. #BigFan 🤣

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

@mohol_murlidhar Look at the traffic jam on day 1. Another failed project. Congratulations.

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@BaluGorade @Ketanpatel1978 Ye bhari tha. 🤣
Patel bhai needs a nimbu urgently

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

You may abuse him

You may troll him

You may criticize him

But you still can't deny the fact that he is the only man who destroyed India.

[Kalyan Kumar Biswal @KalyanKBiswal]

My decision to leave Mumbai and move to Bhopal is going to make you question your own lifestyle in the metro.

I spent most of my life in Mumbai, and after marriage, moving to Bhopal with my wife was a major decision. But here are the perks:

1. Rent- A fully furnished 2BHK with 2 ACs, fridge, sofa, and bed in a top society costs just ₹17,000.

2. No traffic- The whole city is max 17 minutes away. Grab an Uber/Rapido and you'll get a cab in under 2 minutes. You can skip buying a car entirely — insurance, parking, and E20 petrol are all headaches you don't need.

3. Cleaner air- Bhopal's parks have real, big trees, unlike Mumbai's smog-choked ones. AQI here stays well below 50, so yes, my lungs thank me every single day.

4. No adulteration (yet) - Pure makkhan for ₹60 per 100g. Try finding that in Mumbai.

5. Actual taste- Food here has real flavor, something Mumbai can't offer no matter what you pay. In Bhopal, a food joint succeeds on three things: tasty, affordable, and clean. In Mumbai, it's affordable, affordable, and affordable. Sorry Mumbai, but vada pav isn't food.

6. Friendlier people- I know my neighbor. How many Mumbaikars can say that? Here, people have time for each other - no rush, no unnecessary cortisol.

7. Cheaper, better help- My maid charges ₹4,500 for cooking and cleaning. In Mumbai, that's above ₹7,000, and she's always rushing with no real cooking skill. Mine here knows the difference between boiled, steamed, deep-fried, and shallow-fried. That's a blessing.

8. Premium gym, half the price- I got Bhopal's most premium gym for me and my wife for ₹27,000/year. The same quality in Mumbai would cost over ₹40,000 - and there, work and commute eat your whole day, so you're only hitting the gym on weekends, exhausted.

9. Cheaper movies- Under ₹300 at Bhopal's DB City mall(The Top Mall). Try matching that at R City or a Palladium in Mumbai.

10. Work-life balance – Offices here wrap up by 5:30 PM. Nobody's working till 8 or reaching home at 10 PM. Everyone's home by 6, max 6:30. Digest that, Mumbaikars. Bosses aren't unnecessarily rude. The main office in Delhi doesn't care how the Bhopal office performs; all they care about is numbers from metro cities.

11. No language pressure- Nobody forces you to speak the local language since it's Hindi anyway - cabbies and auto drivers are simply better behaved.

12. Bike taxis exist here- Rapido/Uber bikes, cheap and available in Bhopal, banned in Mumbai where they're needed most.

13. Houseparties- People in Bhopal don't wait for weekends to let loose. From hosting to guest-starring, some of my best house parties here have happened on a Wednesday night right after clocking out.

14. Trains- Want to go to Delhi? Take a train. Mumbai? Take a train. Banaras, Kolkata, Ranchi? Just take a train. Bhopal is right in the middle, making train travel convenient, frequent, and super affordable.

Better roads, better infrastructure, Blinkit, UrbanClap, cheaper salons, and affordable organic vegetables and fruits.

The only thing I miss is Marine Drive - but Bhopal is the City of Lakes, so yeah, I'm happy.

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

@KalyanKBiswal Totally agreed

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

@poojaofficial5 @TRAI is a joke. It relies on Ambani and mittal's dana pani.

[FactWire India | Data & Accountability @factwirebharat]

@TheFactFindr

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

Well done @Tukaram_IndIAS

[ANI @ANI]

The Maharashtra Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has suspended the food-business licences of four Domino’s Pizza outlets operated by Jubilant FoodWorks Ltd. following inspections that found multiple food-safety and hygiene violations.

The affected outlets are in Vile Parle West, Borivali West and R-City Mall, Ghatkopar, Mumbai, and Malakapour, Karad, Satara. Reported deficiencies included inadequate hygiene and sanitation, pest-control issues, improper food storage and temperature monitoring, lack of segregation between raw and ready-to-eat foods, and incomplete food-safety records.

The action was taken under the Food Safety and Standards (Licensing and Registration of Food Businesses) Regulations, 2011.

(Source: Maharashtra Food & Drug Administration)

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

@raghav_chadha @narendramodi

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@sudhirchaudhary @airindia @Pib_MoCA PM modi needs to fix entire nation. Is it acceptable now??

[Bewda babloo 🧉 @babloobhaiya3]

Restaurant owners are now serving Chicken Lollipop and Manchurian without colour due to fear of Tukaram Mundhe.

[Amit Arora 🇮🇳 @GuruShareMarket]

#BIGBREAKING 🚨

A rumour is circulating all over social media that govt is going to charge for UPI transactions above ₹2000, some say that’s only for merchants not public.

@grok Verify the claim with official sources only.

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

The last press conference by an Indian PM was 12 years ago!

[Amit @HappyGuy07]

Who did this?!

😭😭😂😂

[Priyank Gupta @PriyankIND]

@chaitanyulpatil Road wale uncle ethanol me busy hai.