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We have beer! And Jonathan Lucroy! And that slide!

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@PRMLBAngels surprisingly, so did Mike Zunino...shocking news.

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@PRMLB_OaklandAs @Not_JonDaniels much like our beer of choice, we are a quantity over quality organization regarding draft picks.

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The Brewers are pleased to announce that a 100-loss season is no longer mathematically possible! #smallvictories

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@PRMLB_OaklandAs nah, I don't give him a chance against southpaws

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@PRMLB_OaklandAs just so you know, Ike Davis is up to 123 ops+ in Wisconsin...

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With today's transactions, we shed salary and now have enough pool space to avoid penalties. Just 3% over the cap!

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We have also traded SP Kyle Lohse and 3 minor leaguers to @PRMLB_Tigers in exchange for international pool space.

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We have traded SS Jean Segura and SP Wily Peralta to Miami for 3 picks and 3 prospects. We are sad about it. :(

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The Brewers are saddened to announce they spent $5.85mil on a 16 year old not-catcher. Don't Drink and Bid, folks.

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We have the privilege of managing the international bidding this year, so we're selling our pool space. Up to $2.5mil available for picks!

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Buerhle will serve as assistant pitching coach. C Morgan will be assigned to R Helena. RP Jim Henderson will be activated from the DL.

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We have traded CL Francisco Rodriguez to TOR for SP Buerhle, 2016 2nd rd pick, and prospect C Matt Morgan.

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Welcome Ike Davis! .393 OBP, 128 OPS+ in your first week as a Brewer! ##fakebaseball

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Watch out for Adam Lind, coming to a waiver wire near you!

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The Brewers are pleased to announce the acquisition of 1B Ike Davis from @PRMLB_OaklandAs Now to figure it what to do with him.

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Team is talking Segura, Aramis, Garza with other teams. Gomez may also be a casualty of team's disastrous start. #phonelinesareopen

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What's the earliest you can clinch first overall pick in the draft? Asking for a friend.

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Our team is bad! Our players are actually kinda okay! Fire sale is on, check our trade block in the league forum! #drownoursorrows

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welp.

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With our top tier offense, we still feel competitive. Fix the bullpen, and we still may have a shot. We'll know either way by June.