Ellie Hildebrandt

Secret party locale in the Midwest. young. rich. drunk. Keeping all things textual.

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

@RealMikePeebles 😋 Little Levi is cute. Sorry my amazing suggestions were late to the table

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

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[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

The rudest thing I’ve seen lately is people posting FB statuses about RSVPs to their wedding when not all of FB is invited. How fucking tacky and lazy. Message specific people. Be personal. CARE A LITTLE

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

Fucking. Get. Over. It.

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

Why does my family find it necessary to comment on newscasters posts like they’re family friends? “Loved seeing you on air. Will miss you” they don’t even know you!

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

You aren’t planning a wedding during a pandemic unless you convert a card box to a mask box. #COVIDWedding

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

I was so hungover yesterday I convinced myself for an hour that I had the ‘rona. So glad I finally recovered at 3pm 🤦🏼‍♀️ Getting old isn’t fun kids

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

You get a cool new job that has paid holidays. But since you’re new and on probation for 3 months your holidays are unpaid. #Regrets😬

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

Shoutout to all the “friends” who said painting was “so fun” and “relaxing”. None y’all showed up to paint an entire house. #NeverForget

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

I would like to thank my fiancé’s vet for bringing my tolerance back up at 2pm on a work day. This was the day drunk I needed.

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

The day has come. Everyone who said “I’ll help paint!” Your dawn is rising. This is when true friendships are tested. #newhouse #reno #everythingpaint

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

@rita_hurd I’m marrying into a dairy farm family and I can attest that working in human ORs and helping the vet in the barn is MIND BLOWING. They do “sterile” procedures with barn cats at their feet. #loveit #cowsarecute

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

I think I am actually gonna get a peacock. 2 yr old me meowing at the peacocks at the zoo is ecstatic.

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

I FOUND A BONE IN MY PREPACKAGED MARINATED CHICKEN BREAST WHAT ARE THE ODDS

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

I hated when people did this but I’m just as excited as they probably were so #sorrynotsorry 299 days until I #tytheknot 👰🏼🤵🏼

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

WI has deemed me an essential employee; great! Now I’m just curious as to what the rest of my apt tenants do since my car is the only one leaving. #noseyneighbor #researchrocks

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

March Madness is cancelled? Who cares. My last semester of clinicals is in jeopardy. That means I can’t get a job. #stepbackpeople Stop buying masks! Hospitals need protection from hepatitis and AIDS. Wash your hands like you’re supposed to.

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

A phone call about all the fun things we can do to our new house! Adulting has never been so fun (didn’t have to write a check yet) #bathrooms #closets #pantries #garages

[Ellie Hildebrandt @PrncessEllis]

Starting at new hospitals and working with renowned surgeons is exciting. However, falling off a step stool in the OR does not impress anyone. #dayinthelife