Sam 🦇🥀⚔️

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

praying for all the gay guys because they’re always at an airport going somewhere for no reason

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Everyone at work seeing Outlook is down

[Fajr Malik @FajrEMalik]

microsoft outlook down in the middle of the work day

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

“What did you do this weekend?” I clenched my jaw Thanks for asking

[lana @4lifeevanpeters]

the most legendary ahs quote of all time

[beck @unrivaled]

#real

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

“It’s their job to clean up”

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Movies]

Final Destination 3 (2006)

[Sam 🦇🥀⚔️ @PrncssMorbux]

My AC should not need to be on in November. 😡

[ˑ 𓈒 𐔌 𝓡𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 is Benito the reindeer ͡꒱ ۫𓈒 @BYRNEGRACES]

Wake up, babe. Ben Affleck tired and smoking meme has been updated.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay

[♰ @heavens_sickest]

if we’re sexting and u use the wrong “your/you’re” the fantasy is lost sorry. #thispussylikespropergrammar

[Chris @arab3638]

When I’m enjoying Sunday and it reaches 5-8pm

[barry klemper of creeptwt || n°1 barry defender @barryblemper]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYOOMF

[this person @scarlet_rush]

Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I TOLD U I WAS CRAZY WHY ARE U MAD!!!!!