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[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Affordable housing cannot become a cover for land grabbing.

The Auditor General has flagged projects built on public and community land without proper ownership records, legal processes, or public participation. Kenyans deserve answers.

I have formally demanded a Senate inquiry. Public land is not for plunder. Accountability must come before construction. #StopLandGrabbing #ReKe

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

You can talk with such bravado about caning children but you had nothing to say when the government decided to starve the kids in school with capitation of 90 bob.

Don't blame children for not accepting what you have accepted as the adults.

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

I don’t know if it’s this mimosa but your brain is not a protected area ha me hollering the entire afternoon 😭😭… you are not good people Aki

[Ndong@Conslaw @Ndonglaw043]

You reported 250M at the Scene of Crime, now we are 65.3M, what happened to the balance?

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

"Ushawahi ona number 1 akisomea exams? 🤣"

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Kasongo ameona out of all the things Kenyans are dealing with, the most urgent priority item is to construct a state lodge in the forest so he can continue sleeping like a king while his subjects sleep hungry. This is not the sort of leader that Article 129(2) envisioned

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

If you earn 50k a month, it will take you 5,000 months of working without spending to have saved up to 250 million. That is 417 years of working to have money that a mere CEC of a County Government has lying around in his bedroom. We are killing the future of Kenya

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Umeweka maua kwa kichwa to pay tribute to your dead brain

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Ruto has very vicious and cowardly attack dogs, the likes of Murkomen, Kindiki & Duale. When they bark, you may think they control the world

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

30th May 2026.

[Santos @Santoss_CFC]

The two id!ots:

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i ain't doing well as a hater

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Mluyha wa buibui aliongelesha polisi vibaya akapata retweets.

Sasa clout imeenda chini akajaribu kudrag the good name of Emeritus Maraga Wakenya wote hadi wale wana support Museveni wakamwambia Khabusie!

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Toni Rüdiger guesses the players he’s faced the most ⚔️

[David @king__davie]

My sister was once among a group of 5girls who sneaked into the staff room & ate teacher’s bread. The school informed my dad of her 5-day suspension &he calmly agreed with the principal’s decision.For the next 5 days, Dad came home every evening carrying an entire crate of bread

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Maraga alichorewa kitambo

Mtu anasema haezi taja mwenye kisanga juu ya defamation but anaeza taja maraga 247 kaa mwenye ubaya

Nikaa kuibiwa inje ya supermarket badala u-blame wezi una-blame mwenye supermarket

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

How many white people are in Senegal’s national football team?

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

It's funny that the basic fabric of public transport stops after supermetro
Those drivers for nganyas and their crew are never uniformed
Hujuangi ata konda ni Nani
Mbele there's 4cm of visibility
Sidemirrors are blocked by 4 niggas in white tees hanging on the door and some other dude at the back with half his body outside with a whistle
Mattau culture is now a pain if safety is not a factor

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Do you know Uhuruto walishindwa kutafuta Maraga makosa?

When he nullified the 2017 elections, he had no blemish, no corruption scandal. There was nothing to pin him down. Wakasaka story Fulani ya kitambo ati alikua Na mtoi out of wedlock. When Maraga was still drinking😅

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: After reviewing every major incident of the 2025/26 Premier League season, including penalties, red cards and attacking fouls before goals, it was concluded that Manchester City should have gone into the final matchday on TOP of the league, sitting 2 points clear of Arsenal.

Two key moments:

• Dalot should have been sent off after 10 minutes in the Manchester derby, Manchester City lost 2-0.

• Manchester City should have been awarded a penalty vs Newcastle United away, Manchester City lost 2-1.

— @TheAthleticFC