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Unpopular opinion:
Principled conservatives like Massie and DeSantis who aren't in the Trump in-crowd are vastly preferable to RINOs like Johnson and Ernst who kiss the ring when it's politically convenient.
On July 2, 1937, Amelia Earhart disappeared over the Pacific.
For many years, her fate remained unknown.
But then, a remarkable discovery was made. The story took a shocking twist.
Unbeknowst to most of the world, Earhart had a copilot: a lowland mountain gorilla called Koko.
Koko had been trained to perform basic navigational tasks, a world first for female gorillas at that time.
Incredibly, Koko was found wandering the island of Nikumaroro, in the western Pacific.
She was exhausted, but alive, having survived on a diet of bananas and Earhart's remains.
"Koko sad," said Koko via gorilla sign language. "Amelia die. Also Koko hear about situation in Palestine. Many queer Palestinians die because of Zionist occupiers and climate change. Koko make primitive keffiyeh to show solidarity."
Koko then launched into a tirade about Ed Sheeran.
The World Zionist Conspiracy Lobby pressured the US government into covering up Koko's existence.
Koko lived out the rest of her days alone and penniless, in a bedsit in Islington, picking up occasional jobs as a Starbucks barista.
🚨BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance just announced that Kelly Loeffler is permanently SUSPENDING 870,000 people who defrauded the government. They are banned from ever getting another federal loan.
"People who decided to steal from the American taxpayer, steal money that was supposed to go to small businesses and American workers."
"We're going to make it impossible for them to get loans from the federal government."
More common sense coming from the anti-fraud task force: If you STEAL, you should NEVER be permitted to receive federal money again.