Drankin

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@syd747291 This is a banger

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@Brick78936418 You think his friends call him Meg?

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Me and a guy just nodded and said good morning at the same time walking on the beach. Today’s gonna be a good day. #retirement

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This is how I feel doing the crossword on my lunch break

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Heard Wills dinner coming from a mile away.

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I liked it @Brick78936418

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Hard to stay nonchalant when the doctor asks you to say ah

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Been slacking on my Twitter game lately. Probably due to the fact I’ve been studying poetry, philosophy and literature in my free time. It’s time to get back to what matters. #ImBack

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Asking the cop if I can do a “silly one” for my mugshot

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@Brick78936418 @HulkHogan Hearing his voicemail killed me

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@HulkHogan miss you bro

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A.I. this A.I. that. Aye I don’t give a shit!

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@Mastermindstuff @mechagodtrilla Saw the follow back… all is forgiven

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@Mastermindstuff yo mastermind it’s me Drankin (will but don’t tell anyone) I noticed you haven’t followed me back… any reason?

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Welcome the duality!

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Got right tonight

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Chik Fil A employee just said see you tomorrow. What does she know??

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Coworkers are trippin #CoworkersAreTrippin

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Twitter has created a battlefield for the wars of my mind

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Just saw a guy riding a bike with a beanie on. Hey buddy it’s too hot to be a hipster