Spaceman Spliff

Carbon-based terrestrial consciousness. Corndog enthusiast. Intrepid explorer.

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I smoothed all the wrinkles out my brain so I can think more good

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Free Luigi!

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@mattgaetz Hi Matt! I just wanted to reach out to say I hope you fall down and shit your pants and cry in front of everyone

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

There's a type of plasma blackout where the free electrons in the plasma block radio waves.
I think starship is experiencing the second type of plasma blackout where bits of its antennae became plasma.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot California sky

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@gbergan I am partial to Hoobastank

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Stiiiiiinky

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Everything that X recommends to me now is the most toxic garbage

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Skibideez nuts 😎

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I have spent the last hour shaking with rage and punching my phone screen. This is without question the most shameful moment in our country’s history. Time Person of the Year is supposed to be ONLY for Americans who pulled themselves up by the bootstraps and succeeded on their own accord.

Literally no one knew who Tyler Swift was until two months ago when she showed up uninvited to one of Travis Kelce’s games, and now she’s ridden his coattails to fame and fortunate. She was also caught SWEARING on live TV and will never be as good of a musician or role model as Ashlee Simpson, Kris Kross, or Demi Lovato. And she’s Canadian, so not eligible for Time Person of the Year to begin with.

America: 1776-2023

[Doc Gregith @DocGregith]

This would be FUUUUUN!!!!!

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Post Malone + "feet" - "shoes","socks"

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How many birds are there

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@RhodesBodi55811 @LinKamdyn76157 @NelsonAcostaLe2 @ex_hosu @TheodoreBezia @FoxWithABrush1 @indykjsharp @sunkissednebula @NotNali @satvvru @Mostafa07274230 @gannbaru_watasi @crave_migz @nannytoria @ArtriusLiones @KhanSahaab007 @ca_interpreter @joseph_wahaga @Efremconeme @NiSoyRegio You're not my dad

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starship 🚬

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Damn, Dark Brandon kinda looks awesome

[SimpleMan @Cool0rangeCat]

@POTUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRANDON

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@elonmusk Shoot it with a gun, cowards!

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Hell yeah @bing

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Calvin and Hobbes and Shaw. Could that be something?

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For only $95,000 you could be getting sloppy toppy on this here hippopotty

[NASA @NASA]

Feel the noize! Ain't nothin' but a good time. All aboard the #MissionToPsyche! Next stop: A metal world. 🤘