PelicanProblems

Thinking about joining .@RoyalLondon ? Read this first!

[PelicanProblems @ProblemsPelican]

Read the #feature of my 6-year long struggle with .@RoyalLondon in .@MailOnline here:

https://t.co/ilIiDxGsH5

https://t.co/sEZUhwOvlV

#RoyalLondon
#PelicanProblems
#SeriouslyPopular

[Otto English @Otto_English]

I'm just going to keep retweeting this every day up to the EU elections. It demonstrates the best of the EU and the reality of Nigel Farage so very eloquently.

[PelicanProblems @ProblemsPelican]

The Brexit exhaustion also exists in Brussels, mind you!

[PelicanProblems @ProblemsPelican]

Strongyloides stercoralis.

(Look it up)

[Brexit Bin 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🕊🇺🇦 #BrexitHasFailed @BrexitBin]

I would rather be governed by a stray dog's Hemorrhoid than by Michael Gove.

What would YOU rather be governed by?

Answers here please ⬇️

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Please retweet if you think @DailyMailUK should sack Michael Gove’s wife for this incendiary and irresponsible tweet https://t.co/jRmJnSRT6S

[Gerard Johnson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Nocastus]

My 96-year-old mum just called me to say she had heard about some massive petition to #StopBrexit and wanted to know how to sign it. I made her a gmail address and signed for her. So T M Johnson, of Berkshire, is signatory 3,420,787.

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Any plans for tomorrow, @jeremycorbyn?

[Daniel Benneworth-Gray @gray]

Have you signed it? JUST BLOODY SIGN IT ALREADY. https://t.co/g173oWt1HK

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

Do you want a blowjob?
Yes.
It's from a piranha.
Then no.
Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob.

This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril.

Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.

[ThickAsBrexit @AsBrexit]

She just told you that you do not want a referendum. That you only want brexit.

This Sat is your last chance. Show her, the gov't, the Labour 'opposition' and the world that we are being held hostage to a missold vote.

Get to London on Sat. Take friends. Be LOUD. Demand a say!

[PelicanProblems @ProblemsPelican]

Mistress DisMay

[Gina Miller @thatginamiller]

. @theresa_may tonight - Maybot on steroids! Blaming everyone but herself. UK now officially in crisis. We need pragmatism and a process that ensures we don't crash out in 9 days!
Time for School Mistress May to go back to the sensible 3 Rs:
Resign
Revoke
Referendum
@SkyNews

[Eloise Todd @eloisetodd]

Brexit is Rubbish! 🗑
#BinBrexit #FixBritain
Our bin Brexit Lorry will be wending it’s way around the NW and Yorks. Keep your eyes peeled! 👀!
Please RT and share widely! 💥

[Marcus J Ball (Private Prosecutor and Producer) @MarcusJBall]

We’re in the @EveningStandard!

Retweet and let’s get the word out!

https://t.co/oygFK7RxOx

[PelicanProblems @ProblemsPelican]

Indeed. The UK now joins the ranks of the likes of Saudi Arabia.

[Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor]

so unlawfully rendering her stateless....

When is the UK pulling out of the United Nations?

[Robert Peston @Peston]

The most senior Tory Ken Clarke is withering about @theresa_may’s hopes of getting a trade deal with Japan as good as that just negotiated with EU

[PelicanProblems @ProblemsPelican]

Has she denied it yet ?

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

I have heard from two sources that Theresa May is going to call a general election on May 2nd.

[Marcus J Ball (Private Prosecutor and Producer) @MarcusJBall]

@davidallengreen If anyone of you want to do something about this problem then take a look at our crowdfunded criminal prosecution case against Mr Boris Johnson MP. It’s based upon lying about public spending figures. We aim to set a precedent making it illegal. https://t.co/tAoUYQFcXn

[Andrew Adonis @Andrew_Adonis]

The Queen, who stayed in Britain throughout the war, will not flee from Brexit chaos - unlike Rees-Mogg & Redwood who have already moved assets abroad or advised others to do so

[JG @jonnywoo34]

I'm British shall I tell you what embarrasses me:

Brexit ✔
Poverty ✔
Katie Hopkins ✔
UKIP ✔
Homelessness ✔
Racism ✔
Tommy Robinson fans ✔

What doesn't embarrass me:

A giant balloon and 250,000 people marching against racism, bigotry and facism.

#TrumpUKVisit #Marr

[Richard Skaife 🍄 @tokenrichard]

Perhaps a mobile network that’s totally focused on privacy and security is needed 💁🏻‍♀️

[Andrew Adonis @Andrew_Adonis]

To ask the Metropolitan Police Commissioner why police did not protect Anna Soubry, Owen Jones & Femi from verbal & physical abuse from far right thugs outside Parliament this afternoon. It was shocking