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I Lost my girl to a covid test. Don’t call or text

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@gabbyrxse This is the board game equivalent of 1v1 me on rust. Not my fault your scared my 5th grade reading ability and that one time I picked up the art of war in highschool

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I build farms in minecraft to give me every buff but won’t take my vitamins

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Pretty sure COVID started with the guy I watched clean his hands in the piss trough at wayhome

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Gabby signs off her on the classes she TAs like Philip de Franco ending the news

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The $5 foot long was a lie perpetrated by the social elites

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Me re-entering the zoom call after getting stoned ready to munch some chips in the mic

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Yo why does the Star Wars story sound like someone’s summarizing their dnd campaign

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@YungBigBoi The 2022 draft will allow teams to trade in any 3 players to replace them a gorilla

[Gab🐝 @gabbyrxse]

@Probs_Matt I'm eloping with Tom Nook, he's the real sugar daddy

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Gabby thought it was cute I got her animal crossing but little does she know she’s paying off my debts to that fucking raccoon

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“I don’t want to do a 23 and me because the mormons will have my DNA”

Ok @gabbyrxse

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Dudes that watch POV porn when they realize they live in the first person

[C Money @BrazyCred]

The Ontario lockdown happened because with christmas -> New Years -> my birthday, shit would be too hard to keep families apart and stop the spread of the virus

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Is the transport truck from cars considered a marsupial?

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My gf just called me cringe. Little does she know I’m sick as fuck

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Who’s name do I moan in the gfs ear to freak her out?

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Just wait 5 bucks says if you plot those monoliths on a map it spells out “gotcha”

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Only 328 days untill Halloween 👻 🎃🧙🏽

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@YungBigBoi Prove it name less than 20 bird species

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Sponge Bob Square Shmeat