Probably Not Johnny

✨pegged✨

[Probably Not Johnny @ProbsNotJohnny]

Anything is possible when you fucking lie

[Duke @LordCocaire]

@hashjenni Hard pass

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[cica @maccanism]

Happy pride month to these queens

[sam (MEN AND MINORS DNI) @butchbiting]

i've never wanted to eat pussy so bad in my LIFE i feel like this rn

[Rita 📚 @maiden_of_spear]

Every Mamdani news be like:

NEWS: Mamdani has gifted a puppy to every NYC citizen!

[✩max✩ @maxedoutmars]

dirty disgusting sloppy tongue kisses are my dream

[Probably Not Johnny @ProbsNotJohnny]

How I felt in the taxi home Friday night

[Alec @spermcramps]

This is how it feels when 4am turns to 5am

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Cant tell if I want to be fucked or killed

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

wanna go on a vacation w the loml where all we do is fuck and try new dishes and take cute pictures and fuck again and

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[Oliver 📚✨ @Oliverisreading]

First time I ate pussy, I knew it was for me

[Probably Not Johnny @ProbsNotJohnny]

I see my future 🥹

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

That man got THROAT CANCER from eating his wife’s pussy so much, be SERIOUS!!!

[Justin @KssnHerPanties]

stop glorifying yearning, i almost killed myself over a woman

[ken @ST_LKERDOG]

"squirt is pee" well give me a straw.

[A ✨ @frescafan777]

bush and armpit hair is just so sexy to me

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

playing hard to want

[Probably Not Johnny @ProbsNotJohnny]

@elonmusk @DefiantLs