Dan Probst

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

I watched Jaws 4 again tonight. It still holds up!

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

@HelenYeeSports Good stoppage

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

Why do all the safety and security professionals at the UFC have braided beards and/or ponytails?

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@UsingLyft She absolutely had to compliment a strange man’s shirt. It was that compelling. I’ve got to see this shirt.

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

I was next to a car at a stop light when the guy revved his souped up engine really loudly. I was both intimidated and scared, exactly his goal!

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

I’ve been listening to a lot of Ashlee Simpson lately.

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

I love a woman that walks with a limp.

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

https://t.co/dWExqY7pPY

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

I’ve learned to enjoy being uninvited

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

No matter how many times I see the same person in the morning I will wish them “Good Morning” every single time.

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

I always love the Super Bowl halftime shows. I watched them all last night and thoroughly enjoyed all of them. I’m going to go expose myself to some senior citizens and dogs now. Have a great day!

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

Why do some songs automatically play on repeat and other songs don’t? Am I being targeted with government propaganda?

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

@adamscrabble I was rooting for Allen too. Amazing fight

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

Who do I think promotes sanity well? Jamie Lee Curtis

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

Sometimes bright flashing lights, especially strobe lights, will trigger me to fake a seizure.

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

I showered less than a Spaniard this week.

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

If you think my phone is filthy you should see my earbuds

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

@ATRightMovies Prisoners

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@Brianlovesfall

[Dan Probst @Probst75]

My tongue is brown.