Taylor Landry

I cook. Professionally. Usually for MONEY!

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@DeWildeHeart Having messed around in the ring, it's not far off. Point is, you get punched in the face and slammed around for a living, best not to speak on the unhealthy habits of others.

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@DeWildeHeart Says a kid basically going through a car accident during matches.

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Anyone else as desperate as me to get laid? No?

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@MacSavell @DeWildeHeart Thanks babe.

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@DeWildeHeart You’re new here.

I just drink in all my free time.

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@Jovi2Sweet I don't think that's necessary.

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I woke up in a panic, ready to rush to the market and then to the Academy, only to realize it's fucking Saturday.

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@Jovi2Sweet I will definitely stick with my own.

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@Jovi2Sweet Just give me a heads up before you play it so I can put some ear plugs in.

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@Jovi2Sweet You poor thing.

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@Jovi2Sweet ....You haven't noticed the last few weeks that I only prep food Monday-Friday?

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@Jovi2Sweet What's your issue?

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@Jovi2Sweet Best day of the week, I don't even have to put pants on.

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@NoPlanPierre @ARollingSloane @IamMaudelaire The TWIG and berries.

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@NoPlanPierre @ARollingSloane @IamMaudelaire Bro, I'm just going to give you a vasectomy.

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@NoPlanPierre @ARollingSloane @IamMaudelaire A. BOX (A CARDBOARD RECTANGLE IN THIS CASE THAT HOLDS THINGS). OF. BARILLA (A DRIED, BOXED PASTA). AND. A. JAR (A GLASS OBJECT THAT HOLDS THINGS). OF. PREGO (A MASS-PRODUCED TOMATO SAUCE BRAND).

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@NoPlanPierre @ARollingSloane @IamMaudelaire Get you a box of Barilla and a jar of Prego.

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@ARollingSloane @IamMaudelaire @NoPlanPierre I'll make sure you have spaghetti too.

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@NoPlanPierre @IamMaudelaire @ARollingSloane You still have a soft spot on your head, don't you.