ProCyclistProblems

From World Tour Pros to Cat 5s. We all suffer the same problems.
Email your #procyclingproblems to [email protected]

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When did BMC start sponsoring a triathlon team? #procyclistproblems #giro2016

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Another day of racing without moto accidents #winning #procyclingproblems

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After years of disappointment turning to rage, I always check port-a-jons for TP as a first step #procyclingproblem

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Are Phil and Paul saying Jenkum road? Or is that just me...

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I can only ever find one compression sock before traveling. Which leg do I put it on? #procyclingproblem

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The I-spent-all-my-grocery-money-on-a-power-meter-diet #procyclingproblem

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.@SportsCenter Cycling's $ is nowhere close to MLB and NFL. What are their governing bodies doing to prove they are playing clean?

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.@SportsCenter ...Lies author says there will always be cheating when big $ is involved.

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.@SportsCenter you ask if cycling can clean up its act, look at all the testing the sport does...compared to other pro sports. Cycle of...

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Getting called a sandbagger by the announcer during a local 1/2 race #procyclingproblem

[Coryn Labecki @CorynRivera]

"Do you need help with anything?"
"Wanna put my chamois creme on?"

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The bitter disappointment when you realize cycling fans are creepy old men and not hot chicks #procyclingproblem

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Repeating "Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels" over and over while sitting home on rest days #procyclingproblem

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The tennis players are complaining about ice baths being uncomfortable. Compared to racing, an ice bath is a stroll in the park #weak #htfu

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I use directional tires and run them the wrong way so I train harder than you #procyclingproblem

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Chris Horner's New Years resolution is to accept that he's not going to be racing next year #procyclingproblem

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RT@cmullervy: If you can't afford to put your heat on just ride the trainer all day!! @ProCyclingProb

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I feel skinny until I ride next to a WorldTour rider. I blame all eating disorders on them.

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Here's to one day where it's physically impossible to count all the calories! Happy Thanksgiving.

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Acknowledging you have a shitting cycle and paying strict attention to it #procyclingproblem