𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀You have a 𝑲𝑵𝑨𝑪𝑲 for getting ‍in ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 ), @jocosedemotic. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

— ;

That was a 𝑻𝒀𝑷𝑶—
they misspelled ( 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. )

PETER PARKER.

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. ╱ just a kid from queens who tries to save everyone he can. a teenaged hero carrying the weight of the world.

mcu-based; some ‘spidey’ comics, insomniac, and itsv influences.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

/ i wanna revamp but i’m not sure if that would just be a waste of time??

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

/ i miss writing here, but i don’t miss getting ignored here, ye feel.

[* 𝑭𝑰𝑻𝒁. @machinatorius]

&&.

NO, YOU WERE 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆
OUR ( * 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮. )

𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎. ╱ university professor of engineering and father to one perfect wee monkey. devoted husband. former agent, and occasional tech consultant and lecturer at s.h.i.e.l.d.

[* 𝑭𝑰𝑻𝒁. @machinatorius]

&&.

—— A ( *𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 ) LIKE THAT IS
STRONGER THAN ANY 𝘾𝙐𝙍𝙎𝙀.

LEOPOLD J. FITZ(-SIMMONS).

𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎. ╱ shield’s resident grumpy scot with the heart of a lion. head of engineering. @scientiaindita’s other half. a genius who’s a wee bit rough round the edges.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

— ;

with great 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹

comes great 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑻𝒀.

but what they don’t tell you,

is that with great

𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑻𝒀,

comes great

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

— ;

People often

talk about how

𝑹𝑬𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮

it is, being a

‘𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑶’.

( 1 / 4 )

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

Is walking around pinching his nose, trying not to get blood on anything.

He may have, uh—

A really 𝒃𝒂𝒅 nosebleed.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

( @CELERlTAS. ) — end up making 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨.

…plus, it’s literally just 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

Wow, he’s never been called 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 before – that’s original.

To be honest, the term doesn’t offend him; yeah, he’s academically-minded and cares about his grades. So?

Damn right it is – gets them off-balance. Plus he loves seeing them get so worked up; that’s when they —

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

He’s not gonna 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭. Honestly, he doesn’t really 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 to; he’s good at algebra.

He just gets, like, major test anxiety. It ain’t fun, that’s all.

He’s much more at ease webbing up bad guys and all that. He gets to make corny jokes as a stress reliever.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

Well, don’t get him wrong, he’s happy to 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 and see some action, but—.

…he’s seriously gonna fail his fuckin’ algebra test, man.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

Update: he didn’t get to study for his algebra test; there was a 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 chase in Forest Hills he had to help stop 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙙.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

Can’t Manhattan just stay saved for like, 𝙛𝙞𝙫𝙚 minutes?

He has an 𝐚𝐥𝐠𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚 test tomorrow, and he needs to 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝘆!

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

/ kind of considering bringing this acct back??

i miss this verse, but getting interactions here is like pulling teeth.

[𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐇. 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐎𝐍. @thegooddoctcr]

&&.

I’m an 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐘 doctor,
which means I could break
every bone in your body
whilst 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 them.

𝐃𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐎𝐍. ╱ ex-army medic solving cases with the world’s only consulting detective. a husband and father whose heart is larger than he knows.

post-s4.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

Hums happy birthday to himself.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

@ArmoredMechanic Hey, he isn’t Happy!

…he’ll make 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 of them a sandwich.

PB & J is his specialty, for the record. He’s a teenager, not a Michelin-starred chef.

Give him five secs?

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

@ArmoredMechanic Hey, give him a little credit, okay? He’s already built one suit without help, what’s one more gonna do?

He’s got this.

…but he, uh, appreciates the help anyway. Kinda reminds him of when him and Uncle Ben would build model railroads and stuff together.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @prodigaIspider]

@ArmoredMechanic Hey, he isn’t—!

…he means metaphorically. Right.

X-Ray vision would come in handy, and not just against rhino-dude.

So, like, is Mr Stark seriously giving Peter 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒏 here right now?

Pinch him, he’s dreaming.