Michael Irvin, RL

Flipping leases in the fringe to Mr. Jones's grandson

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@EFMinerals @GreyHairOpsGuy When you ask more questions to people who say they’re never schelling, that’s not what they’re actually saying

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@midlandlandman @blackgldrush What you want for it? If it’s fair your DM’s will explode with real buyers ready to pay.

If it’s delusional, your DM’s will still pop and you’ll find out quick if you’re actually getting low balled or not.

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

Dear never seller,

If garth damn brooks can sell the rights to his music, you can sell your minerals.

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

If the operator already owns the leasehold and isn’t actively pursuing any part of the mineral estate, is there anything illegal or unethical about a mineral buyer using a drill schedule they came into possession of without the operator’s knowledge?

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@WestTXLandman I need this

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

I’m tired of hearing people say Dallas has no culture and refusing to recognize vanity plates as an important regional art form.

[Parker Tankus @parkertankus]

nothing says Dallas like a Range Rover sport with both HP and smu badges flicking cigarettes out the window on Preston.

born on 3rd and still can’t figure out how to get home.

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@parkertankus “my family office is looking at opportunities in that play. let’s circle back after Aspen.”

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

Conversations in the new front office better revolve around “how do we get him back”

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

Hear me out

• Almost EVERYBODY involved in the Luka trade has been fired/traded
• Still have Kyrie, who LD said was his favorite teammate ever
• Still have most of the core from the Finals team
• Now have Cooper Flagg, a superstar running mate for the future
• Luka still has his Dallas house
• New GM respects him as a player and a man
• Lakers appear to be content with a mediocre roster

Summer 2028 is going to be cinematic

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

Screwtape to Wormwood

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

He just sat down after a long day. Have his wife yell something unintelligible from the other side of the house.

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@thecruice @MatthewChang @FracSlap I’ve been receiving weekly unsolicited emails and calls from one of their data brokers “wanting to buy your cost and decision data that sits underneath production” … “specifically AFE breakdowns, actual versus estimated project costs, field-level operating expenses.”

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@FracSlap @jakalfayan @collide_ai I might book that 20 minute call now to swab em with questions

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@collide_ai @FracSlap what do you know about this? The calls and emails persist

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

What are they up to @FracSlap ? Now they’re cold calling me

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@jakalfayan @FracSlap @collide_ai The college recruiter buying upstream cost data is a hard pivot! They have to be selling the data to someone downstream right?

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

What are they up to @FracSlap ? Now they’re cold calling me

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@Presto136 Sorry not sorry Aunt Connie

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

A big victory for millennials putting to death the mandate of your child writing a performative thank you card for a nerf gun he got from a kid who got invited to his birthday party.

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

@OhioTate We all get Disco calf

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

He has a future in mineral buying

[Telluride Bush Gaming @tBushGaming]

Jersey Jerry absolutely crumbles during this sales pitch

[Michael Irvin, RL @Producers88]

Nico Harrison literally just cut me off in traffic