Adam Wilks

I fuckin luv the chickens me lyk, luv feeding them, luv sleeping with them, luv cleaning up their shite, I fuckin luv the chickens me lyk!

[KFC @kfc]

Think of a number between 10 & 12, & you'll likely guess how many herbs & spices are in my Finger Lickin' Good Sauce.

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Watchin #ChickenRun! Chicks+Tele=Genius! Hope my lot dnt tek a leaf out of this lots book! Na, my Daisy ❤️ her Daddy!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

I wd like to apologies 2 all the people of Nepal! Woke up this morn & banged the fuckin arse off our lass! The World moves when I get ganin!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Oh yes, Friday has arrived and I'm horny as fuck! #RapeyMood #GirlsBeware #BigWillyOnTheProwl the neet!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

I feel for Adam Johnson like, if ye ask me, if they consent it doesn't matter how old they are! #AbsoluteInjustice!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

#GangsterRap, "I'm Adam Wilks, that's my name, feeding the chickens, that's my game"! #BlowMyOwnTrumpet #MusicMarvel!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Yeeeessss! Me new custom made T-Shirt has arrived! #LoveTheLotty #EatSleepAllotmentRepeat!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Naughty sun the day like, goin down the lotty to sink a few tins with me chickens after graft! Me tomatoes will be growin like fuck in this!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Been in A&E all mornin! Nowt worse than catchin ye cock in ye zipper after a shit load of tins! Up side, #WeekOffWork

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

This is how me and the boys feel after one of my Saturday morning #AdamOmelettes! #FullOfEggs!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Even #BigBadVlad is a #ChickenLover! #LovesTheChicks #MrPutin

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Hate it when your out and people won't leave you alone and I'm like.......

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

The #EasterBunny was very generous to me this year, he gave it to me in #BigPortions!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Fans need to lay off #MikeAshley, just doesn't have the EGGS to win the big games!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Boom, it's fuckin #Easter! Off down the lotty to have a few cans with the chickens!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

We've all had a cock that looks like this at one time or another! #DontPlodgeWithoutWellies!

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Fuckin love #Easter me like! #CreamEgg

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Me and Sarah, like #2PeasInAPod #LoveEggs

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

#OHYES #EGGSO'CLOCK

[Adam Wilks @ProEggExpert]

Just woke up & thought it was "Eggs O'Clock"! Not even 4 bells! Back to bed for two hours then am scrambling them eggs 4 a "Adam Omelette"!