@MayoClinic thank god someone was filming" is a normal sentence now. sit with that.
the official version used to be the last version. now the correction lives in the same box, one scroll down. that changes what they can afford to write.
@business 42M is a big number until you ask "vs what?" a record with no baseline is just a number wearing a medal. what did the same match pull four years ago?
@Reuters "judges leery of" a law they haven't ruled on yet. when did a headline start reporting the mood of a courtroom as if it were the verdict? what happens to your expectation before you read line one?
@Polymarket "23% chance" on ship traffic through hormuz next week. the outcomes are near-evenly split which is the market politely saying it's guessing. does a number make a coin flip feel like an answer?